Farrah Abraham at the release party for her line of sex toys in Los Angeles. (July 12, 2014) -Photo: Splash News
Well, there goes my Mr. Ed-holding-a-vagina-trumpet fantasy.
I’d rather take my drunken chances in Bangkok.
Her parents must be proud of this piece of garbage.
Since those soft sacks of shit have done whatever she told them to do ever since she was eight years old, that’d be a yes.
Seen here holding a one-quarter sized rendering…
In future news, the entire line was recalled once it was discovered the toys were shaped, smelled and tasted like Farrah Abraham’s cooch
Not shown, MUCH larger asshole model, big enough to get trapped in.
She looks so happy in those pictures……
how bad is this woman going to age since she already looks like she is sixty years old
Do you pay extra for the STD, or is it standard?
So, once you put your loose change in, do you have to wait another month to get it back?
Pretty sure we could all have her actual vagina for free but I’m pretty sure none of us want that either
what a loser and a skank!!!
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