1. Fat Albert

    Wow…something even Gene Simmons wouldn’t put his tongue on.

  2. JC

    You show us everything you’ve got
    You keep on ass-to-mouthin’ and the room gets hot
    You drive us wild, please drive into a bridge abutment
    You say you wanna go for a spin
    The party’s just begun, who the hell let you in?
    You drive us wild, please drive into a lake
    You keep on gapin’, you keep on gapin’

    I wanna disinfect all night, and take antibiotics every day
    I wanna disinfect all night, and take antibiotics every day
    I wanna disinfect all night, and take antibiotics every day

  3. Miss, ummmmm Miss? Your vaginal sponge just fell out and it’s starting to slither away. Miss? It’s smells awful bad, could you please turn around a stick it back in? LOOK LADY, IT’S ATTRACTING DOGS AND SCARING THE CHILDREN!!!!

  4. That tongue can not like what it tastes!

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