superficial

  1. shonzie

    …and that’s when the anal attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two cocks you didn’t even know were there.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Ron Jeremy looks like he’s hours away from dropping dead.

  3. I swear I’ve never been to one of these porn expos, but as I understand it (from a David Cross stand-up routine, I think? that sounds about right), fans usually want autographed close-ups of porn stars’ hooters, cooters, and chocolate starfishes. She did it wrong if she was signing pictures of her face.

    Also—is that her CD? Jeezus. I’d've steered clear of her booth, too, if I thought I’d have to hear even a note of her caterwauling.

  4. Doesn’t look as if she would bring anything new to the porn industry.

  5. That’s right, you salute Ron Jeremy! Respect the Hedgehog!

  6. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    In the back of every picture blah blah blah something about a black dude making a funny gesture and completely ignoring the human POS to his left.

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