1. caley

    “Cash only. Trust me, if you were to swipe your VISA card, you wouldn’t want it back.”

  2. Farrah: “$20 for anal, $50 for vag”
    Dude: “you start with anal?”
    Farrah: “always”

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “I’ll give you twenty dollars to leave.”

  4. whatwhatinthebutt

    “Excuse me, Have you got change for the payphone?”

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