“Cash only. Trust me, if you were to swipe your VISA card, you wouldn’t want it back.”
Farrah: “$20 for anal, $50 for vag”
Dude: “you start with anal?”
If I give you $50 for vaginal, will you throw in one of those autographed pictures?
she needs at least one to wipe her face off afterwards.
“I’ll give you twenty dollars to leave.”
“Excuse me, Have you got change for the payphone?”
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