Deena Cortese on the boardwalk before being arrested for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 10, 2012)
-Photo: Splash News
Apparently “where the sun don’t shine” take on new meaning in a tanning booth.
My God! My eyes!
Just tryin’ to get her own spinoff…
NO ONE wants to see YOU DEENA!!! GO AWAY!!!
Feels like it’s officially summer now.
I blame it all on MTV.
And suddenly the summer dog-walking gig that Hunter’s mom made him take got interesting.
Is it bad that I want to pound that from the backside? Teach her a lesson or two?
It’s smiling at me.
I believe the technical term for this is “pulling a Lohan”.
I would fuck that!
I don’t care how nasty or crazy that bitch is I’d tap that ass all night.
Wow… the backs of her knees have old woman skin…
exactly what i was gna say! from overtanning? or how old is this thing??
Has she seriously not learned to lift up her asscheeks when she lays in a tanning bed? That’s taught at Jersey elementary schools the first day in Fake Tanning 101.
would have fun,riding that azz.
wanna know how I got these scars?
I’d hit it.
/after a 6-Pack or two
Not pictured – The midget who attacked her with an ice pick.
I don’t know who this bitch is, but she needs to invest in a treadmill if she plans on wearing shorts like that.
Some body should tell Dena to use BROZER on her BOOTY! or heck, how a bout longer shorts???
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