Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.24.14

Photo Boy / November 24, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a post awards show weekend, stuffed-to-the-gills bonanza of celebrity fuckery and stuff my near delirious mind made happen. Oh, and it’s also got almost all of the Baldwins, including Daniel who even the family thought was dead, but not Ireland, so you’re right, I don’t know… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.21.14

Photo Boy / November 21, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the logical conclusion to the 138 Water shoots we post almost daily. And now I’m re-looking at that link and noticing that she’s hasn’t actually been penetrated by the bottle, so nevermind, we’ve still got miles to go here. As for today’s TCWM, it’s almost exclusively wome… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.20.14

Photo Boy / November 20, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of random celebrities you thought were dead mixed with women’s butts in yoga pants and excited gay dudes. I honestly have no clue how these things combine so harmoniously that you guys happily devour them daily, but I choose not to question what I consider… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.19.14

Photo Boy / November 19, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of the big black microphone meme with the urine pig that started it all. We’ve also got Don Lemon who never gave me a reason to toss him at the mayhem of TCWM until he revealed himself to be a shit-stain of dumb, as well… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.18.14

Photo Boy / November 18, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which starts with Ireland Baldwin’s camel toe and includes a 40 pic bonus gallery of this year’s Miss BumBum Brazil Competition.
That’s it? That’s all I’m going to write? Tell me I haven’t done my job here,
– Photo Boy
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The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.17.14

Photo Boy / November 17, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Katy Perry’s breasts, except she put them on Twitter. This is how out of touch with where the kids are posting themselves half-naked these days she is and wow, that got creepy real fast. Uh…uh…look, Alexander Skarsgard’s holding this gas pump like it’s hi… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.14.14

Photo Boy / November 14, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that starts off with a picture of Heidi Montag that was posted to Instagram by Crystal Hefner, who also has her own titty selfie shot in here. It’s like those Russian nesting dolls, except instead of tinier and tinier figures, it’s just filled with whores. We’ve also got… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.13.14

Photo Boy / November 13, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the closest Josh Hutcherson is ever going to get to Jennifer Lawrence’s O-Face and Bill Cosby looking like he’s passed out, so go ahead and make more rape jokes, or you know, accuse his accusers of being opportunistic, conspiratorial sluts who couldn’t possibly have been convinced to… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.12.14

Photo Boy / November 12, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with Courtney Stodden’s Veteran’s Day tribute in which she naturally felt the best way to show our troops gratitude was to flash them an old transvestite man’s tucked penis in a bikini. If that offended you — and if you possess a U.S. passport by all mea… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.11.14

Photo Boy / November 11, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that has Lindsay Lohan in the lead position instead of Kelly Brook, because true story, Fish made me switch them out when he sensed my momentary lack of self-loating. It doesn’t matter since I would have gotten there pretty quickly as soon as I reviewed these pics of… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.10.14

Photo Boy / November 10, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I boldly make a claim that will send shock waves through the universe which is populated by the fourteen or so regular people who click through and comment on every one of these pics. But before we get to that, can I start you guys off with… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.7.14

Photo Boy / November 7, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Lindsay Lohan just made you Google ‘cost of living with HIV.’ Don’t feel bad about it, you’re not alone, but seriously don’t let her touch you, are you fucking crazy? Aside from her it’s mostly butts, a few dumb-looking dudes, and a corpse person in here, so… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.6.14

Photo Boy / November 6, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that would have had Taylor Swift’s amazing TBT Instagram in the lead if Coco’s ass hadn’t ricocheted it deep into the gallery with a velocity for which there is no earthly measure. That thing is a threat to us all and I’ve been warning NASA for years, but… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.5.14

Photo Boy / November 5, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed celebrating day three of Rihanna’s topless return to Instagram. She left when they censored her nipples and she returned by self-publishing her entire naked Esquire shoot. Aside from that we’ve got more of Katharine McPhee’s vastly underrated ass as well as Kevin Smith mercifully growing just the tiniest… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.4.14

Photo Boy / November 4, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that prominently features shots from the press conference for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice, because exactly like being cast on that show, if you find yourself in this post, something has gone horribly wrong in your life. Or your nipples are just clearly visible, like Melissa George. More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.3.14

Photo Boy / November 3, 2014

Welcome to Mondays The Crap We Missed where I decided to throw a conundrum your way. You see, I’m well aware of how you guys lose your shit for today’s lead, Ariana Grande, especially when her Halloween costume is…I’m going with Child Prostitute Angel? And yet, you couldn’t rush to the comments quick enough to… More »


The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition

Photo Boy / October 31, 2014

Welcome to The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition which by all rights should begin and end with that Mel Gibson pic up there. If you can think of a scarier villain than a probably off the wagon, raging Mel Gibson within arms reach of you, congratulations, you’re the new Stephen King. Don’t forget to to… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.30.14

Photo Boy / October 30, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve lead today’s gallery with Kelly Osbourne’s breasts, which I’ve shamefully looked up on with lust. From there, I basically stuffed this thing full of the leftovers from amfAR Inspiration Gala, then tried to get the image of Paris Hilton’s dog-hair-covered camel toe out of my head,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.29.14

Photo Boy / October 29, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could only find this one pic of Emily Ratajkowski at whatever dumb event this is, so she got relegated to TCWM. It’s an indignity she doesn’t deserve, I know, to be lumped in with the likes of Floyd Mayweather Jr. wearing women’s boots, the reanimated corpse… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.28.14

Photo Boy / October 28, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring all kinds of beautiful artwork, starting with Lindsay Lohan’s nude portrait that she commissioned because cocaine money doesn’t launder itself. Then there’s another Chris Brown graffiti mural of what I’m interpreting as a post-modern expression of his angst about bitches not be listenin’, as well as DavidMore »


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