Crap We Missed - Page 9

Critics Are Saying Baywatch Sucks… Which Means It’s About to Make a Ton of Money

It’s a meat show chock-full of homophobia, dick jokes, and an ironclad money-making action plotline – of course it’s going to sell tickets, this is why they made Grown Ups 2. More »


Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend Is Probably an Illuminati Poster Child

One day this guy is graduating college, the next he’s smashing Taylor Swift and co-starring in movies with Emma Stone and Kristen Stewart… Coincidence? I THINK NOT! More »


Mark And Donnie Want To Bring Their Wicked Wahlburgers to Times Square

Nothing says “over-expansive franchise with mediocre food” like a Times Square location. More »


Hello Salma Hayek’s Boobs, Here Are Today’s Links

Also… Jessica Simpson was very well-spoken about what’s inside her vagina on the Ellen show, Nicki Minaj probably goes over to Nas’ house to play Wii-U and eat pizza bagels, and more. More »


Can We Get DMX in on This Katy Perry/Taylor Swift Feud?

I’m sick of hearing about their stupid beef every three days, so I’m publicly calling for an intervention from the Dark Man himself… LET’S SMOKE SOME CRACK AND DO THIS! More »


The Best James Bond Died

Sir Roger Moore died last night. Somebody check up on Morgan Freeman and Keith Richards, I can’t handle this week getting any worse. More »


Elle Fanning’s Side-Boob, Rita Ora’s Under-Butt, and Anja Rubik’s… Everything

Composite all these together and you got yourself a topless Frankenstein that can act, sing, and… model. More »


Remember Lauren Stoner From Reality TV’s Dark Ages? Me Neither…

Crack yourself a Zima and meet me at Blockbuster, this one’s a bLaSt FrOm ThE pAsT!  (She’s showing off her grundle in Miami, if you need it spelled out) More »


Colin Jost Probably Banged Scarlett Johansson Last Weekend

They were spotted making out at the SNL wrap party, so let’s just jump to some absurd conclusions and say that she’s pregnant and his mom likes his last girlfriend better. More »


Trump Orders Off The Kid’s Menu, Lindsey Pelas Busts Out, and Friday Links…

Donald Trump thinks halal is yucky so he’s having steak and ketchup when he goes bye-bye on his big trip to the Middle East, more people are being hot at Cannes, and Lindsey Pelas living large on a beach… happy Friday! More »


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