Crap We Missed - Page 8

Mark And Donnie Want To Bring Their Wicked Wahlburgers to Times Square

Nothing says “over-expansive franchise with mediocre food” like a Times Square location. More »


Hello Salma Hayek’s Boobs, Here Are Today’s Links

Also… Jessica Simpson was very well-spoken about what’s inside her vagina on the Ellen show, Nicki Minaj probably goes over to Nas’ house to play Wii-U and eat pizza bagels, and more. More »


Can We Get DMX in on This Katy Perry/Taylor Swift Feud?

I’m sick of hearing about their stupid beef every three days, so I’m publicly calling for an intervention from the Dark Man himself… LET’S SMOKE SOME CRACK AND DO THIS! More »


The Best James Bond Died

Sir Roger Moore died last night. Somebody check up on Morgan Freeman and Keith Richards, I can’t handle this week getting any worse. More »


Elle Fanning’s Side-Boob, Rita Ora’s Under-Butt, and Anja Rubik’s… Everything

Composite all these together and you got yourself a topless Frankenstein that can act, sing, and… model. More »


Remember Lauren Stoner From Reality TV’s Dark Ages? Me Neither…

Crack yourself a Zima and meet me at Blockbuster, this one’s a bLaSt FrOm ThE pAsT!  (She’s showing off her grundle in Miami, if you need it spelled out) More »


Colin Jost Probably Banged Scarlett Johansson Last Weekend

They were spotted making out at the SNL wrap party, so let’s just jump to some absurd conclusions and say that she’s pregnant and his mom likes his last girlfriend better. More »


Trump Orders Off The Kid’s Menu, Lindsey Pelas Busts Out, and Friday Links…

Donald Trump thinks halal is yucky so he’s having steak and ketchup when he goes bye-bye on his big trip to the Middle East, more people are being hot at Cannes, and Lindsey Pelas living large on a beach… happy Friday! More »


Katy Perry Made A Song About Beating T. Swift At Basketball Or Something

Katy Perry is clearly dissing Taylor Swift because she’s from California and the Warriors are in the playoffs and Taylor Swift is from a couple hundred miles from Cleveland so it’s OBVIOUS that somebody’s about to get stabbed.” -Idiots who read into Katy Perry lyrics More »


Natasha Oakley, Olivia Culpo, Cannes-Folk and More…

I don’t think a real-life pirate could even understand what Johnny Depp was saying on Ellen, the new Todd Haynes movie is crushing it, some asshole drove his car into a crowd in NYC, and more… More »


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