Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.23.14

By: Photo Boy / June 23, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed featuring Prince Harry in a completely innocent photo that I'm in no way using as a subtle suggestion to Fish about the summer vacation he always talks about, but we never get around to taking. YOUR LIES CUT DEEP, YOU KNOW THAT?! We've also… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

By: Photo Boy / June 20, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old "Hey bro, can we get a selfie?" before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.19.14

By: Photo Boy / June 19, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which features the bromance that's reportedly sent Jonah Hill spiraling into a froyo binge from which only Leo's arms can save him. This gallery also has probably the highest concentration of butt photos ever compiled in a TCWM unless you count every single… More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.18.14

By: Photo Boy / June 18, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed where black guys saying it all with their eyes has gone from an innocent meme to something I'm now terrified I'm actually making happen with my mind. What else am I capable of? Quick, Hugh Jackman, touch your wife's hand! OH JESUS, THIS SHIT'S FOR REAL!! More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.16.14

By: Photo Boy / June 17, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed starring Alec Baldwin's pantless young wife up there who's Instagram I just discovered today and holy shit is that thing a goldmine. I will never understand that man's level of rage since he basically has a bendy straw with a vagina doing goddamned split… More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.16.14

By: Photo Boy / June 16, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed featuring an epic battle between everyone's two favorite public drunks, The Hoff and Dennis Rodman. They're both clearly shit-faced and handling women's clothing, although Rodman is actually wearing it and frightening the shit out of a woman who's probably gotten paid to do despicable things,… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.13.14

By: Photo Boy / June 13, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed where Jennifer Lopez continues to be the worldwide conflict area entertainer of choice, because butt surgeons don't give a fuck if your money's soaked in blood. And speaking of ice cold, permanently bitch-faced women, here's Nicole Kidman in a pic where the joke really… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.12.14

By: Photo Boy / June 12, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which features back-to-back shots of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid for those of you having trouble starting the conversation about drugs with your children. There's also Hugh Jackman's facial hair for his role in Peter Pan which he didn't at all take entirely based… More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.11.14

By: Photo Boy / June 11, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which looks like it's about to get shat upon by Coco at any moment. (Clean up, aisle Zaloog.) It's also got a shitload of pics from the 22 Jump Street premiere, because not only did the tip of Channing Tatum's penis finally crack (Clea… More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.10.14

By: Photo Boy / June 10, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, our daily wrap-up of the most important happenings in the celebrity world. This is where you come to discover the origin of Kim Kardashian's bag of curdled yogurt ass. This is where you get to pretend John Mayer is actually having that stroke we've all… More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.9.14

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed which is loaded up with exciting shots from this weekend's Tony Awards. HA! I'm kidding, that shit totally sucked, so I just pulled a few questionable cleavage shots and of course one of Hugh Jackman having a serious foundation problem, which is just… More »

Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith Are Divorcing

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2014
"My God, it's finally happened! Hold me in your penis arms, Sylvester." Late Friday afternoon (Read: Post-Giving-Fucks O'Clock.), Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas announced they're getting a divorce which is either the result of him banging Sharon Stone, or Melanie Griffith getting way too much plastic surgery… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.6.14

By: Photo Boy / June 6, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which caps a week that saw Justin Bieber basically skate away unscathed from multiple videotaped examples of why he should have been drowned in a lake as soon as his bangs droppped, as well as another mass killing attempt, which brings us up to… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.5.14

By: Photo Boy / June 5, 2014
Was the decision to lead off today's The Crap We Missed with a practically naked Emily Ratajkowski a difficult one? I'm glad you asked, gay male and straight female readers. Since we're now engaged in a small group discussion on the nuance of the editorial process of dick joke sites, I'd like to… More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.4.14

By: Photo Boy / June 4, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which features Samuel L. Jackson wearing that and doing that, the second Peter Dinklage with a mullet sighting in one day and motherfucking COUSIN LARRY, motherfuckers!! So excuse me while I pause to enjoy the view from atop Mount Success. *inhales deeply, spots soaring… More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.3.14

By: Photo Boy / June 3, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed where today we get to shine a light on the mysterious origins of some celebrity behavior. First, there's Solange Knowles, who I never noticed before this shot looks exactly like she could be Beyonce's identical twin brother. Then there's Kevin Dillon getting a… More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.2.14

By: Photo Boy / June 2, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, bringing you a very random selection of celebrity crazy, all starting with Khloe Kardashian, her new boyfriend and his prop machine gun. Apparently everyone's losing their shit over it, and I'm guessing it's because pairing an automatic firearm with aviators, jewelry and other luxury item… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.30.14

By: Photo Boy / May 30, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, where I've already blown my lefty liberal wad of the day on Mariah Carey's crazy cleavage, so I'm just going to point to to fat Rob Kardashian (HA, He's so fucking fat!), clean and sober Lindsay Lohan and The Gay Mafia's failed hit… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.29.14

By: Photo Boy / May 29, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which has no breasts in the lead-off spot, so right away you can tell what kind of content day it's been. Other than JWoww's hilariously grotesque face, which we should all agree to freely mock and not give a pregnancy pass to because she's basically just… More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.28.14

By: Photo Boy / May 28, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed that I not only shoved a Final Five into, but also bookended with Kelly Brook, because she's putting her boobs on Instagram again. It's been a while since she's done that and I'm not sure if she was stirred by Monday's remembrance of our falle… More »

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