Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.28.14

By: Photo Boy / July 28, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed that's got the usual butts and HOLY FUCK! faces plus all the stuff from Comic-Con that interested me which was exactly four pics; this old lady's cleavage, this old lady's cleavage, Baby Jessica, and Judah Friedlander holding his dick like… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.25.14

By: Photo Boy / July 25, 2014
The Crap We Missed where it's just another day, another embarrassing, drunk public appearance for Kiefer Sutherland. This guy needs some new material. We've also got Vin Diesel basking in his almost non-speaking role in which he's rendered completely unrecognizable with CG effects, Ireland Baldwin at the bottom of the Republicans'… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.24.14

By: Photo Boy / July 24, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed that finds two of New York's favorite sons out on their best behavior, with Alec Baldwin fraternizing with the homeless and Shia Labeouf actually wearing a clean-looking suit to court. Are they turning a new leaf, or should I keep making flagrantly irresponsible assumptions about… More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.23.14

By: Photo Boy / July 23, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, where I'll shoot you straight and tell you I'm about to make nothing but anal sex jokes. First, it's David Beckham learning the hard way why you never turn down John Travolta's invite to a Sea Org cruise, then there's Richard Gere holding a… More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

By: Photo Boy / July 22, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel's stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking really excited about all the racist shit you guys are now going… More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.21.14

By: Photo Boy / July 21, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, fresh off my brief stint in County, because apparently in Obama's America, masturbating in the post office is frowned upon relaxing three-day hiatus, so I've the usual overstuffed sausage of celebrity nonsense for you. We've got Paris Hilton with a child who would… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.17.14

By: Photo Boy / July 17, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed, in which I white knight the shit out of some Chrissy Teigen hate, joyfully discover Keri Russell's butt, and ponder Michael Lohan's impractical choice of footwear. Unless those are steel-toe loafers, this man really doesn't fear shattering his pinky toe on a vagina at… More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.16.14

By: Photo Boy / July 16, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed where we've supplanted our usual large-titted famewhore for 90s The Rock in the lead position because this is the Internet and Kid 'n' Play hair + a leather fanny pack > Coco's nipple tassles. *rechecks tape on adding machine* Yep, that checks out. We've… More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.15.14

By: Photo Boy / July 15, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, which admittedly at first glance looks like an ad for high-end prostitution. A claim I'll gladly refute because we don't even get a tiny piece of the money the Kardashians earn from sex work. We do, however, earn money from the pageviews generated by your extremely… More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.14.14

By: Photo Boy / July 14, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed in which a momentous occasion -- 844 days in the making -- has taken place. Prince Charles shat in another jet and if you're trying to picture the joy this brought me, just forget it. There aren't enough baby pools or Jell-O or matching Speedo… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.11.14

By: Photo Boy / July 11, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which starts off with triple semi-nude butts and only improves from there. We've got a Paris Hilton panty (possibly vagina) flash, Peter Dinklage wearing a do rag, Jeremy Renner in the backseat of a car with a dude, as well as a barrage… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

By: Photo Boy / July 10, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it's Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler's using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there's a recipe here. You start with a quarter… More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.9.14

By: Photo Boy / July 9, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, which happens to be one of the smallest collections we've had in a while. Thanks, Obama. But what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality, and by quality, yes, I of course mean the unrestrained nipples of Thor's wife, as well a… More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.8.14

By: Photo Boy / July 8, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed where I'm once again in familiar territory, alone, below some fantastic nakedness and free to write whatever I want without caution. So before my presentation on some of the good ideas the Nazis had (Did you know they invented frozen yougurt?), I'll describe the questions that… More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.7.14

By: Photo Boy / July 7, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, coming at you after a long holiday weekend during the summer, so bikinis. There's plenty of bikinis in here. As well as Shemar Moore molesting some of the women inhabiting them on a public beach. It was almost the quintessential American compilation until white… More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.3.14

By: Photo Boy / July 3, 2014
Alright everybody, it's your last The Crap We Missed before we celebrate America's birthday by passing out drunk on top of the grill before the escorts even get there. What, you don't like to barbeque? So, I managed to put together another hearty selection of essentially innocent celebrity candids for us all to… More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.2.14

By: Photo Boy / July 2, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed where we're still holding strong with another robust gallery this holiday week, so stay tuned, because tomorrow I'm pretty sure we're going to run our ninth update on the Kendra Wilkinson story after she trips over her own foot in front on her way into… More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.1.14

By: Photo Boy / July 1, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large selection considering we're days away from a major holiday weekend and the paparazzi generally bail early because all the good seats for Hell's fireworks get claimed quick. So anyway, I led with Kelly Brook again because she's naked and you guys don't care… More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.30.14

By: Photo Boy / June 30, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed which is pretty BET Awards heavy, not only because Chris Brown got shit-faced afterwards and basically had to be carried to his car (Probation, what's probation?), but also because it was the only notable celebrity event that happened this weekend aside from the Transformers:… More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.27.14

By: Photo Boy / June 27, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to speculate on the quality of this woman's feet. "Toes like baby shrimp, pfthftfthfthfthfth," Quentin Tarantino would later hiss at homocide detectives from a holding cell. Or maybe you'd like to take a swing at the most clever rape… More »

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