Crap We Missed - Page 7

WHO PUT CHEESE IN JADEN SMITH’S PANCAKES!?

Oh… he kind of asked for them… wait, can this guy read? Headline should have read: “JADEN SMITH CAN’T READ – SORRY, DAD!”. More »


Tiger Woods Gets DUI – Probably High On Vagina

“Officer, I only had two or three over the couse of like… six hours.”

*Cop shines flashlight on 12-pack of naked women he kicked under passenger seat* More »


Rita Ora Doing Bikini Things

It’s memorial day weekend and I’ve got mistakes to make so we’re just going to keep running with this scantly-clad celeb stalking thing… More »


Bella Hadid Is Showering On A Giant Yacht Again

Also someone drove a semi truck into the front of the Bunny Ranch (it didn’t get him laid), the Dirty Dancing remake was a heap of shit, the Dance Mom lady doesn’t realize she’s a horrible person, and more… More »


Gouge Your Eyes Out To This Rob Gronkowski Music Video

“Let’s surround Gronk with boobs and call it a day, I’ve got a thing later this afternoon…” More »


Lady Victoria Hervey Dressed Like A Creamsicle Swamp Monster

From the depths of a bog behind a Pinkberry, Lady Victoria Hervey has emerged to mate. More »


Montana Politician ‘Body-Slammed’ A Reporter Because America

KEEEEYAWWWW!!! *eagle swoops over field of boobs* More »


Victoria’s Secret Model Elsa Hosk Doing Bikini Things

What’s the deal with all the people taking pictures at this same pool that looks like the deck of the Titanic? Did Cannes Film Fest commission a paparazzi observation deck here or something? Also… TODAY’S LINKS! More »


Critics Are Saying Baywatch Sucks… Which Means It’s About to Make a Ton of Money

It’s a meat show chock-full of homophobia, dick jokes, and an ironclad money-making action plotline – of course it’s going to sell tickets, this is why they made Grown Ups 2. More »


Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend Is Probably an Illuminati Poster Child

One day this guy is graduating college, the next he’s smashing Taylor Swift and co-starring in movies with Emma Stone and Kristen Stewart… Coincidence? I THINK NOT! More »


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