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Bella Thorne: Truck Stop Cruella de Ville and Link Beef Queen

That guy from 90210 is running for Congress because we love politicians who aren’t politicians now,  of course people were dicks about Jimmy Kimmel’s kid, I want the new Blade Runner to be my boyfriend, and more … More »


Noah Cyrus Did a Thing at The MTV Movie Show Award Thing

Is that dancer taking a selfie as part of the routine? This is about as hardcore as the bad guys’ hangout from the live-action Ninja Turtles movie. More »


‘Suicide Squad’ Burlesque And Link Beef

Sean Hannity’s about to get Chrissy Teigen’s name smacked out of his mouth, Charlie Sheen knows he’s crazy,  and the floppy pig lady from that boo-boo show has been photoshopped skinny or something?
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Video of A Porn Star Getting Bit By A Shark

This is the most recklessly American thing I’ve ever seen and I’m really conflicted on how I feel about it. More »


Call In Sick: Miley Cyrus Is Reinventing Herself Again

Miley just figured out that someone who performs naked while covered in milk doesn’t get taken seriously by the middle-American audience she needs to buy her album. More »


Brad Pitt Is Officially An ‘Old Guy’ Now

Somebody get this guy a Fresca. More »


Alexa Chung Was My Met Gala Favorite And More Link-Beef

Also got Trumpthumpers losing their shit over Stephen Colbert’s monologue, Ryan Seacrest moved a tectonic plate when he moved to ABC, and naming your kid “Bear” is a thing now… … More »


Neat! Jaden Smith Brought His Hair!

I have a decent explanation for why he did this, but I’m more interested in how long until someone on the Met Gala clean up crew puts one he dropped on Ebay. More »


Aliens, Peyote, And Broken Copy Machines – Stuff From The Met Gala Afterparty

Randy breaks down his Met Gala faves and flops!

 

*Disclaimer: Just because I referred to myself in the 3rd person there, doesn’t mean I know jack shit about fashion- so I’m wingin’ this one.* More »


Nabilla Benattia Attempts Spearfishing With A Water Bottle

A bikini model with survival skills? Sign me up! More »


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