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Mattel’s New Ken Doll Has A Man Bun And Is Looking For Barista Work

Crippling debt, delusions of creative grandeur, and disappointed parents back in Ohio not included! More »


I’m Sure Rob Kardashian Is Just At Blac Chyna’s House To Eat Her Food

What do you mean, “he’s been there since last week”? You don’t think he’s stupid enough to get back togeth- … oh shit … More »


Kim Kardashian Is Selling Her Own Fidget Spinners

People are buying them, too… a lot of them… please murder me… More »


Miley Got Her Brother Fired, Ya’ll – Oh My Lord!

Braison Cyrus had his first modeling gig with Dolce & Gabbana and everything was going smoothly until Miley took to Instagram to flex on Stefan Gabbana… Talking shit to a superstar fashion designer? Bad idea… More »


Good Morning! Caitlyn Jenner Said Something Stupid Again!

Jenner was doing a tight 5 at the College Republicans’ National Convention (AKA the seersucker and Sperry pride parade) when she decided to throw a “liberals can’t even shoot straight” joke about Scalise… yeesh. More »


Jeana Turner Doing Bikini Things and More News

Also Jada Pinkett Smith is smearing the credibility of the new 2Pac movie, some exec at Discovery Channel was so high they greenlit a Michael Phelps race against a great white shark for Shark Week, and more superficial news… More »


No Gene Simmons, You Can’t Trademark A Hand Gesture

Kiss bassist Gene Simmons filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to lock down a hand gesture that’s been around since the 5th century. More »


Beyoncé Bey-Beywatch Day 4: Barack’s Big Mouth

If anyone was going to spill the beans on the sex of the Jayonce-Z twins, Barack Obama is probably better than a hairstylist or some hospital orderly that TMZ paid in Apple gift cards. More »


Rachel McCord Drinking Silly Water and Other News

What’s so funny about that 138 Water, Rachel? Are you laughing at the fact that you can’t buy 138 Water anywhere? Perhaps you’re laughing because your bathing suit makes you look naked? Your parents are concerned… More »


Orlando Bloom Joined Leo’s Fantasy Football League (For Vagina)

After Leonardo DiCaprio heard about Orlando Bloom banging that bartender in London, he saw it fit to indoctrinate him as an honorary member of the Brotherhood of Vag. More »


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