Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.3.13

By: Photo Boy / October 3, 2013
Welcome to Thrursday's The Crap We Missed, where I'd like to start by making a simple comparison. Here's Jenna Dewan, who gave birth two weeks before Kim Kardashian, on Extra yesterday, and if you think I'm about to comment on their post-pregnancy bodies, you're wrong. That would be like comparing apples to soulless famewhores who… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.2.13

By: Photo Boy / October 2, 2013
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed where normally I'd take an offhand shot at a political hot topic, like the current government shutdown, but the bleak reality of our completely broken system isn't geting me in the mood for snark. Plus, shoving ideology into a feature that on a daily basis contains pictures likeMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.1.13

By: Photo Boy / October 1, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which once again draws pretty heavily on Instagram, because if there's anything those guys over there have figured out, it's filters. We just can't get enough of those perfectly shaped, artfully clever (The banana is a penis, get it?), and sometimes questionably legal filters. There's a bunch of… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.30.13

By: Photo Boy / September 30, 2013
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed where I'll now offer my thoughts the Breaking Bad finale because if this Internet's for anything, it's going to be porn, then porn, then cats, memes, porn memes, gifs the place assholes like me go to have an opinion about stuff I in no way participated in the… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.27.13

By: Photo Boy / September 27, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to cleverly insinuate the sexuality of Joe Jonas or Hugh Jackman and possibly get yourself fired when this or this gets logged in your cache forever. Working sucks anyway, right? And the buzz around town from closet racists is you can buy… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.26.13

By: Photo Boy / September 26, 2013
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which you'll notice is bookended by Ali Lee, because she's never been featured on the site and for that, we apologize and shall repent. *puts on Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom, forces eyelids open* We've also got Wilmer Valderrama answering the question "How many years too old… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.25.13

By: Photo Boy / September 25, 2013
"Alright, y'all, I don't think the birds going to fly out. Probably shoulda paid more attention in Thailand. MEDIC." Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, brought to you by new Molly Shampoo™ - Strengthens Roots And Feels So Fucking Awesome On My Skin Oh God It's Like My Scalp Is Climaxing! Drugs, they're both… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.24.13

By: Photo Boy / September 24, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, our daily feature that so often leads with Instagram boobs I feel like part of my paycheck should go to whoever makes the iPhone. Kiwi, is it? Fruit jokes, yep. That's what happens when your boss forces you to screencap yet another Miley Cyrus video that you simultaneously… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.23.13

By: Photo Boy / September 23, 2013
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed which somehow manages to only include one pic from last night's Emmys and it's this one right here of David Charvet goosing a man because a.) Remember Baywatch? and b.) I have the emotional maturity of an eight-year-old. That fact alone is the answer to every time you've… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.20.13

By: Photo Boy / September 20, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because we already reported on Miley Cyrus dating a black guy, so everything important happening in the entire world has already been covered. What's left is just random boobies from erotic fantasies I may or may not have had in 7th grade,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.19.13

By: Photo Boy / September 19, 2013
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed that's got more innuendo in it than my interview for this job. I still haven't figured out how my ability to "keep my eyes closed and breathe through my nose" is in any way related to this Photo Boy gig, but whatever, the pay's steady. So here's JakeMore »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.18.13

By: Photo Boy / September 18, 2013
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which has turned out to be probably the most random collection for one of these I've ever put together. If you're a regular viewer of this feature, you know what type of statement that is considering inbred foreign dignitaries and people only famous for doing things to famousMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.17.13

By: Photo Boy / September 17, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, usually our end of day transmission, but check back later for Fish's Grand Theft Auto V review. According to this progress note he's "almost figured out how to make tank rounds out of dead hookers" so it seems like it's going great. In the meantime, check out AlecMore »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.16.13

By: Photo Boy / September 16, 2013
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed where I've come to the sad realization that due to my lack of having Ireland Baldwin's butt as a canvas, I'll never be her Photoshop equal *crumples up Skarsgard headshot and sketch of three-penised stick figure, shoves scanner out window*. I'll have to just stick with my usual… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.13.13

By: Photo Boy / September 13, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, where I'm not even going to bring up that it's Friday the 13th except I just did, but it has nothing to do with the fact that Corey Feldman's probably already wearing this woman's skin. Wrong movie, you say? Welcome to The Superficial, we're often wrong. Like how… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.12.13

By: Photo Boy / September 12, 2013
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of butts, walking corpses and innocent pictures I turn awful by putting them in here because I truly can no longer feel feelings. *puts on Fish's 'The Lucky One' DVD, doesn't immediately hang self* See? Completely dead inside. Speaking of which, here's future Courtney StoddenMore »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.11.13

By: Photo Boy / September 11, 2013
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, the daily feature on this site where I sometimes vent my "libtard" frustrations while leaving no yoga pants behind. And since it's the anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks this country's ever suffered, it only seems appropriate for me to shut the hell up about my… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.10.13

By: Photo Boy / September 10, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed where I'm gonna cut right to the chase and tell you Kelly Brook's in the now sporadic Final Five position. Fun Fact: She recently dumped her boyfriend because he was cheating on her. Cheating on Kelly Brook. Short of a cave troll living in her vagina, I can't… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.9.13

By: Photo Boy / September 9, 2013
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed where it's hard not to get swept up in the excitement from shocking news like Miley Cyrus getting naked 30 seconds after we last saw her naked or George Zimmerman doing something fucktarded with a gun. Quickly everyone, run to social media and opine!! *prays for Armageddon, remembersMore »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.6.13

By: Photo Boy / September 6, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed or the words below Ireland Baldwin's butt. And since I'm now speaking exclusively to the FBI and/or Chris Hansen, I'd like to take a moment to express my dear appreciation for law enforcement of any kind, including defenseless obese security guards who aren't even really security guards. Oh,… More »


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