Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.29.14

Photo Boy | September 29, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you may notice isn’t the full forty pics it usually is after a weekend harvest of celebrity horseshit. I’m attributing this to one of two things. 1.) Everything is just a little different, if not slightly duller since George Clooney got married. To assholes like Fish and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.26.14

Photo Boy | September 26, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features a shot of Shia LaBeouf, or more accurately, the outline of his stupid dick, which I thought we could all have some innocent fun with. Maybe laugh at it and reflect on how utterly vacuous and soulless Megan Fox has to be to have ever let… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.25.14

Photo Boy | September 25, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which doesn’t have anybody stuffing anything into their ass, except PSYCHE! Lady Gaga’s doing it and just while you’re all trying to say she’s irrelevant and are completely correct. But back to asses. We’ve got Dita Von Teese, Bria Murphy, Draya Michele and you know what? I’m just… More »



The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.24.14

Photo Boy | September 24, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some old favorites who haven’t been around for a while, like Blue Steel Jeremy Renner, Kesha’s underwear, and Paula Deen, reprising her role on ‘Today’ as the sacrificial lamb, yanking her husband’s beard because they agreed she’d do that whenever she got the urge to snap her… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.23.14

Photo Boy | September 23, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s got a ripe Bill & Hilary Clinton photo just primed for a variety of jokes that I know in my heart will only end in you guys focusing on that time he banged a fat chick with a cigar. This is why we’re all friends. Friends that… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.22.14

Photo Boy | September 22, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I was going to lead with Antonio Banderas feeling up his robot girlfriend, Salmatron, until I found this POV bikini shot of Selena Gomez, which just allowed me to combine the terms POV and Selena Gomez in bold on the Internet, so the answer is yes, filthy,… More »



The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.19.14

Photo Boy | September 19, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where for some strange reason, every photo I picked today was a giant giggling butt. Like Nina Agdal up there. Check out that giant giggling butt on her chest! Totally weird, right? Or how bout Jean-Claude Van Damme karate chopping through a giant giggling ice butt. Where’d they… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.18.14

Photo Boy | September 18, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we abandon our creepy theme for straight-up buttcrack, because we’re clickwhores who feed on pageview dollars. That said, You’ll Never Believe What Happens After Quincy Jones Suckles At Queen Latifah’s Neck. Also, If You Only Look At One Pic Today, It Has To Be This One OfMore »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.17.14

Photo Boy | September 17, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Have we mentioned this week’s theme is creepy? Because this week’s theme is creepy.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with old Bitchface McGee, the first ingredient in this rich stew of butts, twenty-year-aged Coco (Hint: It’s gone bad), and multi-generational Trump asshatness that will have you wondering what type of… More »



The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.16.14

Photo Boy | September 16, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we ask the impossible question “Who’s creepier, Jessica Simpson or yesterday’s Mitch Winehouse?” And the answer of course is Terry Richardson, because no sane person would actually suggest out loud the idea of stuffing Jared Leto’s freakish genitals into a fanny pack. They’d just Skype about itMore »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.15.14

Photo Boy | September 15, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I specifically chose this lead shot, not because it’s probably the creepiest photo I’ve ever seen, but because I think we can all agree that if Mitch Winehouse would’ve gone a little heavier on the whoopings, things could’ve turned out differently. See how awful, dumb and completely… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.12.14

The Superficial | September 12, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Alright, folks, Photo Boy is still out of town. However, he was gracious enough to slap together The Crap We Missed last night because I never wiped his prints off that ice cream truck. (Inside joke. Or am I thinking of attorney-client privilege?) Anyway, you enjoy this while I fiddle with all the little widgets… More »



The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.10.14

Photo Boy | September 10, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large collection thanks to Fashion Rocks. Admittedly, I don’t know what the fuck that is, but apparently is was brought to you by Butts™ and sponsored by More Butts™. That said, this gallery is almost all female with a few of our favorite dudes sprinkled in,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.9.14

Photo Boy | September 9, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which contains a Lindsay Lohan facial and a kid staring at you while you stare at her mom’s ass. It’s practically a Disney movie. There’s even a Prince, a hideous monster and a terrified Kevin Smith who just knows security is going to confiscate all the poutine he’s… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.8.14

Photo Boy | September 8, 2014 - 4:45 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, located directly under Nina Agdal in a bikini, because I need your help, science. In the natural world, that picture should never be followed by another reminder that we’re all laughing at Jonah Hill eating himself to death, yet here we are. I’ve always considered this post to… More »



The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.5.14

Photo Boy | September 5, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to the return of The Crap We Missed! It’s been over a week and if you’re like me, you’ve been thinking What the hell has Prince Charles been pointing at this whole time?! I NEED TO KNOW ITS LIKE OXYGEN TO ME!!! holy shit I get a lot done when I’m not staring into… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.28.14

Photo Boy | August 28, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week, because I’m off tomorrow and no, not to wash Fish’s car in a bikini. Again. Anyway, you’ll also notice the gallery is a little light, because when I blow off work, I go big. So, enjoy almost seeing HalleMore »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.27.14

Photo Boy | August 27, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for all the hateful shit you’d totally say to these celebrities’ faces if given the chance. Something like “Hey Guy Fieri, sweet denim chef coat. I hope it somehow gives you AIDS,” or maybe “Oh wow, you’re Howie Mandel! Congratulations on being the lamest part… More »



Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga In Bikinis And Other News

The Superficial | August 27, 2014 - 9:49 am

- Gwen Stefani was at the Emmy’s too. I had no idea. [Lainey Gossip]

– Those are Paula Patton’s nipples. [Dlisted]

- Downblouses: Somehow They Always Found Me [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Love looking her best still frightens my penis. [Fishwrapper]

- Nick Cannon’s dad might be talking… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.26.14

Photo Boy | August 26, 2014 - 4:55 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring JLo doubling down on butt, because if you haven’t heard butts are the new tits. Except for Kim Kardashian. We still find her ass grotesque in every possible way and wish it would hurry up and eat her entire family as foretold in Revelations. We’ve also got… More »


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