Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.30.13

By: Photo Boy / October 30, 2013

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which comes to you the day after I watched The Conjuring. A day in which I jokingly began reexamining my belief in demons, then found my morning email requesting this Madonna nude portrait gallery, and immediately decided fuck yes, those motherfuckers are real and oh fuck, did anyone… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.29.13

By: Photo Boy / October 29, 2013

Welcome to an almost breastless edition of The Crap We Missed. There’s a few exceptions, namely this sexy nurse pretending to cut Doc Brown‘s neck. And since I’ve already disappointed now on two levels, by not only failing to find boobs, but also using one of the most tired pop culture references available, let’s just… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.28.13

By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2013

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m not going to lie, has basically become a 24 hour Kelly Brook tracker. It’s a fact I’d be way less proud of if I hadn’t convinced myself she thinks stalking is super hot. “Watch me while I shower, Photo Man,” she whispers to me through the… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.25.13

By: Photo Boy / October 25, 2013

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be the smallest gallery of the week, born purely out of lack of content and not at all because of the allure of having whiskey for lunch. You’re still getting some old favorites as well as some newbs, like Kobe Bryant, who I’m not sure… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.24.13

By: Photo Boy / October 24, 2013

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to see a rare picture in which the urine stain is least disgusting part of the photo. And if you think that’s too harsh, you should probably avoid the rest of the things I’m about to say. For example, here’s Paris Hilton with her spirit… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.23.13

By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2013

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our thinly-veiled pageview bait/comment generator that you couldn’t possibly not click on because where else are you going to go to use literary references to insult Khloe Kardashian? Lilliputians, HA! See, those other sites don’t understand you guys like we do. So here’s today’s gallery of unfortunately timedMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.22.13

By: Photo Boy / October 22, 2013

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed and the second day in a row with a giant gallery of celebrity fuckery. Granted, I’m sure you’re not quite down here yet, as you’re still mesmerized by that simultaneously adorable and horrific pic of The Hoff up there. I shudder to think what an entirely different photograph… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.21.13

By: Photo Boy / October 21, 2013

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I bookended with Kelly Brook because despite all of the shots like these I make you look at, I want you to know that I care. I’m considerate of others, just like Zac Efron who would never endanger multiple lives by drunk driving, or Katy Perry supplying… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.18.13

By: Photo Boy / October 18, 2013

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because between Discount Katy Perry up there and Anastasia Ashley before her, there’s just no way in hell you’re looking at anything else on this page today. But just in case you are, here’s Rihanna clearly ignoring any lesson she’s learned about dangerous animals,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.17.13

By: Photo Boy / October 17, 2013

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly full bounty of shelf ass and Prince Harry being tickled by teenage girls. We try to be an all-encompassing resource, like Wikipedia, but with far less competent sourcing. Which is entirely our justification for making boldly irresponsible assumptions about what could be going on in picture… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.16.13

By: Photo Boy / October 16, 2013

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I will string letters together into words and sentences that nobody will read because they’re under Emily Ratajkowski‘s butt. Once you get past the crushing realization that we only gave you one pic of her (and consequently finish watching this video 104 more times), you’ll find your… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.15.13

By: Photo Boy / October 15, 2013

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, wasn’t much. Normally to “miss” something we have to be too busy with worthwhile subjects to the point where we can’t devote entire posts to Julianne Hough‘s butt, but that could have been a possibility today. Seriously, Fish (Wait, why am I… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.14.13

By: Photo Boy / October 14, 2013

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because if there’s one thing my Italian heritage has taught me, it’s you don’t rat. Columbus Day is important for some reason. It was either this or commemorate the day we all decided to wear a stupid gold pepper around our necks,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.11.13

By: Photo Boy / October 11, 2013

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you in the raucous wake (He’s up a half dozen Twitter followers!) of Fish revealing his true identity in the form of Batman homoerotica and a penis joke questionnaire. Since the truth is out, let’s all play a game. First person to Google the girls’ name… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.10.13

By: Photo Boy / October 10, 2013

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day where we posted pics of Lena Dunham milking a cow, so go ahead and adjust those expectations for this gallery to way lower. Now that we’re on the same page, here’s Bruce Jenner‘s face which I swear I didn’t photoshop in any way, MarkMore »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.9.13

By: Photo Boy / October 9, 2013

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I realize has the unprecedented issue of Kelly Osbourne being the lead pic. First, don’t panic. It probably won’t ever happen again. Second, relax and take a deep breath. The prison tats, hair, general face region and fact that she is Kelly Osbourne should now be overriding… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.8.13

By: Photo Boy / October 8, 2013

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily retreat from your conscience. A place where you’re free to make wild assumptions about celebrities based on a single awkwardly timed photograph. Gay sex, you’re almost certainly thinking! Or take this shot of Gerard Butler. Sure, gay sex probably works here too, but I know one… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.4.13

By: Photo Boy / October 4, 2013

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a week of several notable events like Miley Cyrus baring her nipple, then Hulk Hogan parodying her in a thong and tomorrow, my birthday. So once again, universe, you got me. “Enjoying a nice life celebration, are you? STARE INTO THE VOID!!” While my tears put… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.3.13

By: Photo Boy / October 3, 2013

Welcome to Thrursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’d like to start by making a simple comparison. Here’s Jenna Dewan, who gave birth two weeks before Kim Kardashian, on Extra yesterday, and if you think I’m about to comment on their post-pregnancy bodies, you’re wrong. That would be like comparing apples to soulless famewhores who… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.2.13

By: Photo Boy / October 2, 2013

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where normally I’d take an offhand shot at a political hot topic, like the current government shutdown, but the bleak reality of our completely broken system isn’t geting me in the mood for snark. Plus, shoving ideology into a feature that on a daily basis contains pictures likeMore »


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