Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.9.14

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has even more coverage of The People’s Choice Awards, except it’s really just Jennifer Hudson and Kaley Cuoco who each looked like they were fellating their dick-shaped awards. Journalism™ – That’s some kind of college class, right? We’ve also got John Travolta caught red-handed and by red… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.8.14

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mark Wahlberg wearing his rosary beads on Extra, presumably because he knew this was bound to happen and everyone knows if he touches himself, the terrorists win. We’ve also got Kevin Jonas with his pregnant wif–AHAHA I can’t even finish that and Leonardo DiCaprio trying to muffle… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.7.14

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ll take great care not to write anything too offensive, because some of you out there may have personally experienced the tragedies in today’s gallery. Tragedies like paying for your favorite prostitute only to have this old lady show up instead, or being psychologically coerced into a… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.6.14

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m considering to be the first real TCWM of the year and not just because it has Bobby Sixkiller in it, but because, well ok, that’s exactly the reason. If I wasn’t put on this Earth to make random 90’s television references, then this college degree wa… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13

By: Photo Boy / January 3, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is one of the smallest galleries I’ve ever put together, just barely making it to a paltry 19 photos and only because I resurrected The Final Five to get there. I’ll be perfectly honest as well here, this gallery shouldn’t even exist, as it i… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.2.14

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the first one of the year, and considering we’re still amidst the usual holiday void of anything but super rich assholes in the Caribbean, we’ve actually got a decent collection for you. For starters, there’s Steven Tyler, who’s mouth’s transformation into a vagina is now complete, as well… More »


The Best of The Crap We Missed 2013

By: Photo Boy / December 31, 2013

For those of you who only come here for the minutes to our secret Communist Islam Obama rallies, and have no clue what the hell The Crap We Missed is, let me try to explain this in a way that doesn’t make me sound like I spend every single day looking for pictures of celebritie… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.27.13

By: Photo Boy / December 27, 2013

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which hopefully finds you more relaxed than you were two days ago when you tried to explain why Obamacare had nothing to do with everyone’s UPS packages being late until you gave up and stabbed your own neck with a salad fork. It’s starting to really make sense… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.23.13

By: Photo Boy / December 23, 2013

Alright guys, it’s the last The Crap We Missed before Christmas and while she isn’t wearing a Santa hat, or condemning gays to Hell, I’m pretty sure Kelly Brook naked practically embodies *clears throat* Jesus’ message on his b-day. “My dad sent me here as a gift to you all to absolve your original sin. More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.20.13

By: Photo Boy / December 20, 2013

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because the Internet is consumed with nothing but Duck Dynasty while the rest of us are bagging out of work to finish shopping. Also, if Fish does another post about religious conservatives, I’m pretty sure he’ll swallow his tongue. What we can all agree… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

By: Photo Boy / December 19, 2013

“Psst, Justin, R. Kelly’s music teacher sends her regards.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We’re nothing if not hypocritical money-grabber… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.18.13

By: Photo Boy / December 18, 2013

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you get to enjoy while Fish and I stuff hot meat into our mouths. *rereads* Yep, I’m fine with how that sounds. In case you’re wondering, yes, this is our “holiday party,” occurring at 3:30 PM on a Wednesday at a Bánh mì shop in Central Pennsylvania, so… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.17.13

By: Photo Boy / December 17, 2013

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which caps our day of coverage of plagiarists, serial rapists, and ground-standing, gun nut plagiarists, in other words, your typical light, airy celebrity fare. So let’s keep that ball rolling with animal attacks, public indecency, and crimes against humanity.

If the world of celeb news i… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.16.13

By: Photo Boy / December 16, 2013

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, the place we come to exchange ideas about life and ways to improve the world for everybody. HA! Just kidding!! Now let’s tear some people down who have not and most likely will not ever do anything personally insulting to us ever. Take Sarah Jessica Parker here with… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.13.13

By: Photo Boy / December 13, 2013

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early for reasons that are entirely personal and not at all related to Fish and I dancing in front of mirrors in our underwear singing into combs until we memorize every word of Beyonce’s new album. Why would you even ask me that? More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.12.13

By: Photo Boy / December 12, 2013

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m going to rename ‘Old Ladies’ Faces: Why God, Why?’ just for the day, because this gallery is full of them. Brooke Shields even tried to pull hers off at the sight of the paparazzi. We’ve also got Mark Wahlberg who absolutely 100% did not strain hi… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.11.13

By: Photo Boy / December 11, 2013

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which occurs on the day we found out Pope Francis was named Time’s Person of the Year for essentially telling everyone to please, just please start being nice to each other. Seriously, that’s it. The most influential person of the year’s big message is “Stop being cunts. All… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.10.13

By: Photo Boy / December 10, 2013

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which you can probably tell by today’s lead pic choice is almost completely devoid of breasts. Unless you count whatever this Tracy Anderson guy stuffed under his blouse. Wads of trash? I’m going with wads of trash. So with that said, welcome to one of the most random… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.9.13

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2013

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is set predominantly in Miami, because cold weather is for poor people. So while everyone from Texas to Pennsylvania got shellacked in the dick with ice this weekend, famous celebrities went to the beach for their bizarre mating rituals and to light money on fire. Please joi… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.6.13

By: Photo Boy / December 6, 2013

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where you can always count on me to STICK TO TITS OR STFU. (Hint: I’m the dumb one in this duo.) And today’s gallery won’t disappoint since I’m choosing not to rant about American “culture,” because I don’t believe in making fun of the handicapped. So here are… More »


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