Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, a lighter than usual smattering of celebrity buffoonery on account of us still being in the middle of renegotiating our photo agency deals, which yes, of course, means we’re holding out for a live 24/7 video stream of Prince Charles. In the meantime, I’ve crammed this thing full… More »
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a place of quiet reflection, where we look back on the important issues of the day and consider the impac– HA! I had you guys going there! No, this post is for dick jokes. And making fun of Goldie Hawn’s face because she used to be attractive but… More »
Don’t even act like you don’t know who that is.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll just shoot it to you guys straight. It’s snowing like a motherfucker here and that puts me in a mood most foul, so instead of trying to make this post seem more interesting tha… More »
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of exciting Super Bowl NON-SPECIFIC SPORTING EVENT sideshows like this 90’s rapper you forgot about rapping or this other 90’s rapper performing all those songs you loved but when you listen to now sound really, really stupid. And don’t forget 90’s person Alyssa Milano who… More »
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which due to the entire press corps being in New Jersey should be a lot smaller except I crammed it full of random ass. When in doubt, fill that motherfucker with butts, is something I believe Ben Franklin once said. But in between them — *rereads* Yep, that’… More »
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I normally take a snarky jab at a relevant
sociopolitical event, but nothing’s really going on. I can’t think of a single thing that will have any real world impact on a single one of us in any way, so I’m not even going to bother. More »
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve got a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger at something called ‘The White Sausage Party,’ so if I’m not bending the universe to serve my own whims at this point, I really have no explanation for reality anymore. (Or maybe I just need to stop watching True Detective.)… More »
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully ease the angst you’re no doubt feeling over the fall from grace of His Maple Lord Thug In The Highest. *pours out Aunt Jemima’s, shakes head, kisses fingers, points to the sky* While we all contemplate the ripple effect his jailhouse bludgeoning death (fingers crossed)… More »
Yes, her whole butt’s in the first pi– And you’re gone already..
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to come right out and say has a picture of Prince Charles holding a penis pump and you’re going to say “Dude, that’s an airhorn,” and I’m going to say… More »
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and holy shit this one’s packed (THAT’S WHAT SHE SA– OW! GODAMNI–OW, alright Fish, ok, I won’t say it ever again.) so I’m going to step right out of its way and just point you at John Travolta in the pic that needs to joke, Katherine Heigl i… More »
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, capping our first full week since the holiday breaks and what better way then to start off with Maria Menounos’ butt? It’s like the Die Hard of celebrity asses. Sure, you’ve seen it a million times, and your wife fucking hates that you’re obsessed with it, but none… More »