Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.7.14

Photo Boy | August 7, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Alright guys, this is going to be your last The Crap We Missed for the week, because I’m going to be stuck giving depositions to Chloe Moretz and Madonna’s lawyers all day taking a personal day tomorrow, so hopefully this gallery can hold you over. It’s the usual rich stew of way too many buttMore »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.6.14

Photo Boy | August 6, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features two shots each of Ireland Baldwin and Kim Kardashian because when attention whores demand attention, we abide. They’re like the One Ring only instead of giving us cool powers like super strength or making us invisible, it just does all of the insides-killing. *watches hour ofMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.5.14

Photo Boy | August 5, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which doesn’t have any breastfeeding pics in it, so I don’t know why I put this together at all. You guys seem to only care about babies suckling on their mothers’ amazingly inflated breasts, lately. Seriously, what’s the big deal? Did you even notice Steven Spielberg jerking off… More »



The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.4.14

Photo Boy | August 4, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the full blossoming of Bruce Jenner’s beautiful mullet. If that thing had breasts that it was exploiting on social media to squeeze out it’s last few droplets of fame, it surely would have lead today’s gallery. But this Internet empire lives and dies by the pageview (Perverts,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.1.14

Photo Boy | August 1, 2014 - 12:00 pm

On account of Fish and I bailing to go see a matinee of Guardians of the Galaxy like two strong, straight, sports-loving American men are wont to do, here’s your insanely early and hastily tossed together The Crap We Missed, because if I know one thing, it’s that I need to get the large pretzelMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.31.14

Photo Boy | July 31, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for Hepatitus jokes (Haha! That dock has it now!) and pretending you wouldn’t happily die under the crushing weight of whatever Coco’s ass is filled with. Is it racist if I guess Kool-Aid? But don’t stop there. Go ahead and take a stab (literally, please,… More »



The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.30.14

Photo Boy | July 30, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that starts off with a photo I can only hope became a horrific crime scene and ends with five photos that I’m positive did. If you guessed public defecation, congratulations, you’re an L.A. County deptuy now. We’ve also got Sinead O’Connor with a cryptic message written on her… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.29.14

Photo Boy | July 29, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which pretty much wouldn’t have happened without Instagram boobs and an unhealthy (and I’m just now noticing incestuous…maybe I should swap out that pic, oh look, beer!) injection of Brazilian ass. It’s like a Frankenstein monster of all things Internet, but without cat photos, unless you count Fat RobMore »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.28.14

Photo Boy | July 28, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that’s got the usual butts and HOLY FUCK! faces plus all the stuff from Comic-Con that interested me which was exactly four pics; this old lady’s cleavage, this old lady’s cleavage, Baby Jessica, and Judah Friedlander holding his dick like a five-year-old who won’t admit he has to… More »



The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.25.14

Photo Boy | July 25, 2014 - 3:00 pm

The Crap We Missed where it’s just another day, another embarrassing, drunk public appearance for Kiefer Sutherland. This guy needs some new material. We’ve also got Vin Diesel basking in his almost non-speaking role in which he’s rendered completely unrecognizable with CG effects, Ireland Baldwin at the bottom of the Republicans’ dreaded slippery slope, and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.24.14

Photo Boy | July 24, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that finds two of New York’s favorite sons out on their best behavior, with Alec Baldwin fraternizing with the homeless and Shia Labeouf actually wearing a clean-looking suit to court. Are they turning a new leaf, or should I keep making flagrantly irresponsible assumptions about two men I… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.23.14

Photo Boy | July 23, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ll shoot you straight and tell you I’m about to make nothing but anal sex jokes. First, it’s David Beckham learning the hard way why you never turn down John Travolta’s invite to a Sea Org cruise, then there’s Richard Gere holding a statuette of a tiny,… More »



The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.22.14

Photo Boy | July 22, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily post where we cull together the drunk, unintentional butt flashes, the sober, completely intentional butt flashes, Vin Diesel’s stupid fucking face looking stupid as fuck, and Chadwick Boseman looking really excited about all the racist shit you guys are now going to say about him. Think… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.21.14

Photo Boy | July 21, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, fresh off my brief stint in County, because apparently in Obama’s America, masturbating in the post office is frowned upon relaxing three-day hiatus, so I’ve the usual overstuffed sausage of celebrity nonsense for you. We’ve got Paris Hilton with a child who would have been better off in… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.17.14

Photo Boy | July 17, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, in which I white knight the shit out of some Chrissy Teigen hate, joyfully discover Keri Russell’s butt, and ponder Michael Lohan’s impractical choice of footwear. Unless those are steel-toe loafers, this man really doesn’t fear shattering his pinky toe on a vagina at all.

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.16.14

Photo Boy | July 16, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve supplanted our usual large-titted famewhore for 90s The Rock in the lead position because this is the Internet and Kid ‘n’ Play hair + a leather fanny pack > Coco’s nipple tassles. *rechecks tape on adding machine* Yep, that checks out. We’ve also got Snooki’s pregnant… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.15.14

Photo Boy | July 15, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which admittedly at first glance looks like an ad for high-end prostitution. A claim I’ll gladly refute because we don’t even get a tiny piece of the money the Kardashians earn from sex work. We do, however, earn money from the pageviews generated by your extremely time-worthy clicks… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.14.14

Photo Boy | July 14, 2014 - 3:15 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which a momentous occasion — 844 days in the making — has taken place. Prince Charles shat in another jet and if you’re trying to picture the joy this brought me, just forget it. There aren’t enough baby pools or Jell-O or matching Speedos for Fish and… More »



The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.11.14

Photo Boy | July 11, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which starts off with triple semi-nude butts and only improves from there. We’ve got a Paris Hilton panty (possibly vagina) flash, Peter Dinklage wearing a do rag, Jeremy Renner in the backseat of a car with a dude, as well as a barrage of side boob, more buttMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

Photo Boy | July 10, 2014 - 2:57 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler’s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait,… More »


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