Yep, that’s a Real Housewife as a lead pic. Welcome to the sharp decline of a holiday week.
It’s Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and you’re going to notice a general desperation in my selection of photos for this gallery as a result of the dried up content of Easter week. Normally, Pete Wentz with… More »
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll find is free of anything Coachella-related, because if I have to look at one more picture of a rich asshole wearing a bowler hat and glow jewelry, I might actually kill myself. Instead I focused this gallery on our true passions like Jerry Lewis looking like… More »
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing his “People I Would Never Actually Associate With, But Will Pose With For A… More »
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which contains not just one, but two shots of old men exposing themselves, as well as a pretty impressive run of no-name chicks dressed like prostitutes making red carpet appearances and/or performing early 90’s leisure activities in swimwear starting here. I’m doing the Lord’s work, I know.
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Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince William throwing down the ultimate gauntlet to his dad in a photo op that brought me so much joy that when a doctor hands me my firstborn child freshly delivered, I’ll probably ask why there isn’t a British royal pointing at it and throw it i… More »
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week as a result of Fish and I shit-canning tomorrow to go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for uh, important scientific research. *shoves beaker down pants, puts on goggles* So, I made sure to include your favorite targets like… More »
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I wish I had a celebrity pulling an awesome April Fools’ prank for you guys, but I don’t unless you count Billy Dee Williams tricking his Dancing With The Stars partner into being his ho. Other than that, it’s your usual yoga pant butt parade and Kelly… More »
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what’s probably the first shot of Mila Kunis’ douche bump. Then again, I’m not really an obstetrician no matter what this lab coat, stethoscope, and hospital ID badge I constantly wear seems to make everyone believe. We’ve also got that one Baldwin girl who has yet to… More »
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you that weird-ass TV show El Hormiguero somehow got David Hasselhoff to shove his face in a guy’s bare ass. Does this man poop Big Macs? Is there a liquor store in his colon? I know I should… More »
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we bring you The Battle Of The Bitchface. Who will prevail? Will it be reigning champion and vagina cannon Kate Gosselin? Or will January Jones use the power of her frost gaze to defeat her? Wait, wait, there’s now a third challenger emerging with Booty Call star… More »
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds me on day three of whatever mysterious virus is causing my throat to feel like a cat with flames for claws scratched the fuck out of it. (I knew it was you Miley, you broke my heart.) So before I chug a gallon of Cepacol, let… More »
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is a special type of hybrid post. We knew we wanted the Charlize Theron pic with the photog snapping directly into her breast area for TCWM, but were the rest of the pics worthy of an entire post? Is her body morphing into that almost old-lady shape… More »