Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.4.13

By: Photo Boy / December 4, 2013
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which you'll notice is a little light. It could be the usual holiday slump, but I like to believe it's because the paparazzi were all tied up taking eight million shots of Billy Ray Cyrus doing whatever the hell this is. You don't walk away from that shit… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.3.13

By: Photo Boy / December 3, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for hate-filled angst against celebrities who deserve it because they're richer than you. That, and they're sometimes Shawn White about to put his ankles behind his ears on a sled. Please leave all "Mr. Jackman, your order's ready," or "Seconds later Tom Cruise materialized out… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.2.13

By: Photo Boy / December 2, 2013
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, coming at you after I took four days doing absolutely nothing while Fish waged war with a slow girl from Alaska or something. Shit was long. As for today's socially acceptable bullying (NOBODY KNOWS YOUR REAL NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTION MUAHAHA!), here are your sacrificial lambs. There'… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.26.13

By: Photo Boy / November 26, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, which will probably be the last one until after Thanksgiving, so here's my advice for dealing with your bullshit extended family on Native American Genocide Day. Anytime your uncle says "Obama" or "Obamacare," you take a shot or chug the closest alcohol to you. (Yes, mouthwash and your… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.25.13

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2013
Welcome to your day-after-an-awards-show The Crap We Missed, which usually means I'm beat from working late night and early morning to make you aware of the ladies in attendance who were courteous enough to show us part of their breasts, or "celebrity photo editing" as the lying lies on my resume would refer to it. More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.22.13

By: Photo Boy / November 22, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed capping a solid week's coverage of culture-shaping events like Joanna Krupa's apparently smelly pussy and Justin Bieber's hooker making a porno. These are trying times, you guys, and we're here for you. Which is why this gallery exists. Not only are these pictures the most important things inMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.21.13

By: Photo Boy / November 21, 2013
"And boom goes the dynamite." - Chris Brown Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed where right up front I'm letting you know I've been nursing a ridiculous hangover all day [Ed. Note: Gotcha covered, old chum. - SW], because I am a willpower-less man-child who somehow still doesn't understand his own limitations. That said,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.20.13

By: Photo Boy / November 20, 2013
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed featuring newcomer Kea Ho, a man woman whose name actually made me laugh out loud into the cold emptiness of my mother's basement, because I am both emotionally undeveloped and racially insensitive. So to keep that vibe going, here's Jeremy Piven being heckled by gays, Iggy Pop actually… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.19.13

By: Photo Boy / November 19, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely crammed full of assholes from last night's The Hunger Games: Catching Fire premiere because that was the only fucking thing happening where you'll find a vast and diverse array of pictures from multiple events, like Jason Statham barely containing the urge to roundhouse someone'… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.18.13

By: Photo Boy / November 18, 2013
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed with Gerard Butler as our lead-off, because he posed with attractive women and this is the Internet, so we now all assume said women enjoy sex in temporary pooping structures. There's a formula here, people. We've also got the freakishly youthful Kimmy Gibbler, as well as Brooke MuellerMore »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.15.13

By: Photo Boy / November 15, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, which is the first one to ever feature our signature pink censor star because no joke, we're willing to start posting full penetration on this site so long as it means we never have to sign a birthday card for Carol in accounting who nobody likes because she… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.14.13

By: Photo Boy / November 14, 2013
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed, where I just learned I work for a God, so excuse me while I go round up every piece of drunken evidence I have on Him (looking at you, apartment stove) and hatch my blackmail scheme. Let's see how he likes only two temple messages a day, sucker! More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.13.13

By: Photo Boy / November 13, 2013
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed that marks the start of my protest against Kelly Brook's Instagram pics for as long as she keeps banging Jeremy Piven or slathering her body in hot garbage because those are the same things to me. And I shamelessly stole your selfies and reposted them for pageviews treated… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.12.13

By: Photo Boy / November 12, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed where we meet to count the days until Kaley Cuoco's fiance enlists. And it's zero. He's signing his name on an Army recruiter's forehead right now saying, "I might have to shoot kids? I'm cool with that. Wait, let me ask you something. Afghani chicks don't shit with… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.11.13

By: Photo Boy / November 11, 2013
"Nooooooooooooooooo!!" - Michael Douglas Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, which by far has the single greatest Prince Charles pic I've found since that time he shat himself in this fighter jet. I can't even begin to guess what's going on in that pic, but I'm sure you guys will and it will somehow… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.8.13

By: Photo Boy / November 8, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which coincidentally happens to be a total sausage fest that is in no way related to the return of Jon Hamm's dickprint (although I do believe it has the gravitational pull of a planet) or the fact that Fish and I are going on a day date. Seriously,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.7.13

By: Photo Boy / November 7, 2013
If you noticed the black space on either side of this pic, you're doing it wrong. Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed, which happens to be such a mixed bag of sexual innuendo and unfortunately awful looking humans that I honestly feel a little ashamed of it. I mean, I know that with maliciously… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.6.13

By: Photo Boy / November 6, 2013
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed featuring a special appearance by Jessica Biel's ass, which is dedicated to every guy who stops changing channels after noticing I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry is just about at the part where she takes her pants off and lies with a straight face to any woma… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.5.13

By: Photo Boy / November 5, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which features more shots from the How To Make Love Like an Englishman set that I'm now convinced has been Pierce Brosnan's passion project ever since Robert Rodriguez lent him his 'Special B-Roll' DVD. There's also the remaining breasts from the Thor: The Dark World premiere and Boris JohnsonMore »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.4.13

By: Photo Boy / November 4, 2013
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Kate Hudon's Ass™ -- Limited time only. Restrictions apply. See store for details. Will eventually become Goldie Hawn. We're a little light for a Monday and I have no explanation other than there were more pics, but this one of Nadeea Volianova gave them… More »


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