Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.14.14

By: Photo Boy / March 14, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to Comcast taking a shit on my face, is coming at you from Starbucks — a place I thought was just a nice spot to get an overprice cup of sugar, but turns out is actually Satan’s asshole. Who knew? In a moment, I’ll get thi… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.13.14

By: Photo Boy / March 13, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by The Moscow Twist™ – A sure-fire coercive tactic for when your prostitute demands more cash and/or won’t stop screaming in Russian. Today’s collection is another good one and not just because we reveal that Mr. T not only has a son, but he’s bee… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.12.14

By: Photo Boy / March 12, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Corey Feldman’s back and this time his hooker is hookerier then ever! We’ve also got Robin Thicke whose divorce is apparently finalized, Jean-Claude Van Damme shooting the beer commercial that I wish was my life, and Alec Baldwin throwing a football apparently just after winning a chicke… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.11.14

By: Photo Boy / March 11, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for the vileness flooding your brain while you do whatever it is you guys all do for a living. It’s elementary schoolteachers, right? I’m going with that. So while you make the kids braid their mother’s hair and make nativity dioramas (What? My mom teacher… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.10.14

By: Photo Boy / March 10, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve been accused of shattering illusions about beloved TV shows (Just admit it, Fish, Cohle blew God so, so hard.) so I embraced it by leading off with Flynn White post coke-rape. While you’re trying not to think about Uncle Terry shouting “Call me Wendy!” at the… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.7.14

By: Photo Boy / March 7, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed with a very special Final Five courtesy of Victoria Silvstedt (That pic’s a bonus, because c’mon, really?) who knows that you have to keep the inventory in top shape if you want to move product. From there we get right into Lindsay Lohan in the ultimate blow jo… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.6.14

By: Photo Boy / March 6, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve already forced you to look at a barefaced Ronald McDonald naked in the shower, so allow me to darken this nightmare a little more with Queen Elizabeth subbing for her son in his role of Royal Onlooker of Strange Shit In The Foreground, as well a… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.5.14

By: Photo Boy / March 5, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature where I make wildly untrue speculations like this one about how Alec Baldwin raids trash cans now (Sound familiar?) or this one about Ashton Kutcher who haha, what? No, babe, he just thought he recognized that girl from the gym or something, but no, that’… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.4.14

By: Photo Boy / March 4, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which for a moment, let’s pretend exists up Rihanna’s butt, like that guy’s face up there. Hmm, what have we got in here? *clicks flashlight on* JESUS Tarantino! You scared the shit out of me. What’s that? Yeah, I passed them on my way in, but I don’t… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.3.14

By: Photo Boy / March 3, 2014

Yep, that’s really Bill Clinton with a couple of 100% certified prostitutes.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, surprise, is a whole ton more Oscar shit. Fortunately, a lot of it is from the after parties where Lady Gaga got molested by that Versace guy and Olivia Munn got molested by… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.27.14

By: Photo Boy / February 27, 2014

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed or “The Words Under The Titties That Broke Paula Patton’s husband’s brain.” And here I had all kinds of stuff to show you, like Sharon Stone suddenly remembering she’s just an actress and doesn’t actually know anything about stuff, and Sinead O’Connor doing the shocker.

It’… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.26.14

By: Photo Boy / February 26, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve now been informed that in editing this post daily I’m actually complicit in the sexual assault of children except, HAHA!, joke’s on you, I’ve owned a panel van since 2003. So, if you guys think I shouldn’t have posted Simon Cowell not even letting a little… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.25.14

By: Photo Boy / February 25, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a much lighter selection (Haha, get it? She’s starving herself to death!!) than yesterday, although still rife with celebrity whorery and Khal Drogo hypnotizing you into following he and his demon bride into the portal to Hell.

*walks toward red light* Wait, I don’t deserve this! More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.24.14

By: Photo Boy / February 24, 2014

Welcome to a very full-size Monday’s The Crap We Missed thanks to a weekend stuffed with crazy. We’ve got Simon Cowell nursing his baby mama, the reemergence of Paula Deen and her undying penchant for making men behave like service animals, Jermaine Jackson’s hair, brought to you by Sharpie™, and this picture of Seal i… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.21.14

By: Photo Boy / February 21, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’m back in my usual co-pilot seat navigating you straight through all random butts and Lamar Odom-jerking-off-during-a-physicals that I couldn’t get to yesterday. I’ve also got Hayden Panettiere with a two year-old who’s already more than half her size, Robert Pattinson who to this day can’t get… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.19.14

By: Photo Boy / February 19, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely comprised of pics from last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrates 50 Years Of Swim Event, a move almost entirely motivated by cover models Chrissy Tiegen, Lily Aldridge, and Nina Agdal grabbing each other’s asses. These women are marketing geniuses. More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.18.14

By: Photo Boy / February 18, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where since we’ve already posted Alec Baldwin’s wife’s nipples, we decided to lead this thing off with his daugther Ireland’s butt, because bears are stupid animals that deserve no respect is what my boss told me, sir, I swear to you it was him. *dips Fish in honey,More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.14.14

By: Photo Boy / February 14, 2014

Welcome to a very special bullshit holiday edition of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Karissa Shannon’s giant butt, because what better way to commemorate a completely fake and meaningless thing intentionally engineered for the dual purpose of alleviating men of their money and leaving women with a dull sense of dissatisfaction about… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.13.14

By: Photo Boy / February 13, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn how to say Buy Oats Cheap! in graffiti, as well as the kind of rash your face gets from Sean Penn, and how to casually take a dick selfie from Jeremy Jackson. You’ll see it. I’d have something else snarky to say but it all… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.12.14

By: Photo Boy / February 12, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you before tomorrow’s all day snow and ice dickpunch. In anticipation of nature throwing another tree into my circuit breaker, I ressurected the Final Five again and stuffed it full of Gloria’s ass. But before you deplete your battery life gazing into that and then knife… More »


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