Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.17.14

Photo Boy | September 17, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Have we mentioned this week’s theme is creepy? Because this week’s theme is creepy.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with old Bitchface McGee, the first ingredient in this rich stew of butts, twenty-year-aged Coco (Hint: It’s gone bad), and multi-generational Trump asshatness that will have you wondering what type of… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.16.14

Photo Boy | September 16, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we ask the impossible question “Who’s creepier, Jessica Simpson or yesterday’s Mitch Winehouse?” And the answer of course is Terry Richardson, because no sane person would actually suggest out loud the idea of stuffing Jared Leto’s freakish genitals into a fanny pack. They’d just Skype about itMore »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.15.14

Photo Boy | September 15, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I specifically chose this lead shot, not because it’s probably the creepiest photo I’ve ever seen, but because I think we can all agree that if Mitch Winehouse would’ve gone a little heavier on the whoopings, things could’ve turned out differently. See how awful, dumb and completely… More »



The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.12.14

The Superficial | September 12, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Alright, folks, Photo Boy is still out of town. However, he was gracious enough to slap together The Crap We Missed last night because I never wiped his prints off that ice cream truck. (Inside joke. Or am I thinking of attorney-client privilege?) Anyway, you enjoy this while I fiddle with all the little widgets… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.10.14

Photo Boy | September 10, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large collection thanks to Fashion Rocks. Admittedly, I don’t know what the fuck that is, but apparently is was brought to you by Butts™ and sponsored by More Butts™. That said, this gallery is almost all female with a few of our favorite dudes sprinkled in,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.9.14

Photo Boy | September 9, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which contains a Lindsay Lohan facial and a kid staring at you while you stare at her mom’s ass. It’s practically a Disney movie. There’s even a Prince, a hideous monster and a terrified Kevin Smith who just knows security is going to confiscate all the poutine he’s… More »



The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.8.14

Photo Boy | September 8, 2014 - 4:45 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, located directly under Nina Agdal in a bikini, because I need your help, science. In the natural world, that picture should never be followed by another reminder that we’re all laughing at Jonah Hill eating himself to death, yet here we are. I’ve always considered this post to… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.5.14

Photo Boy | September 5, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to the return of The Crap We Missed! It’s been over a week and if you’re like me, you’ve been thinking What the hell has Prince Charles been pointing at this whole time?! I NEED TO KNOW ITS LIKE OXYGEN TO ME!!! holy shit I get a lot done when I’m not staring into… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.28.14

Photo Boy | August 28, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week, because I’m off tomorrow and no, not to wash Fish’s car in a bikini. Again. Anyway, you’ll also notice the gallery is a little light, because when I blow off work, I go big. So, enjoy almost seeing HalleMore »



The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.27.14

Photo Boy | August 27, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for all the hateful shit you’d totally say to these celebrities’ faces if given the chance. Something like “Hey Guy Fieri, sweet denim chef coat. I hope it somehow gives you AIDS,” or maybe “Oh wow, you’re Howie Mandel! Congratulations on being the lamest part… More »


Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga In Bikinis And Other News

The Superficial | August 27, 2014 - 9:49 am

- Gwen Stefani was at the Emmy’s too. I had no idea. [Lainey Gossip]

– Those are Paula Patton’s nipples. [Dlisted]

- Downblouses: Somehow They Always Found Me [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Love looking her best still frightens my penis. [Fishwrapper]

- Nick Cannon’s dad might be talking… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.26.14

Photo Boy | August 26, 2014 - 4:55 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring JLo doubling down on butt, because if you haven’t heard butts are the new tits. Except for Kim Kardashian. We still find her ass grotesque in every possible way and wish it would hurry up and eat her entire family as foretold in Revelations. We’ve also got… More »



The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.25.14

Photo Boy | August 25, 2014 - 7:20 pm

[Ed. Note: So it’s 7:15 PM EST, and our server just now started working. Or at least enough for me to type this and then presumably crap out, so my apologies for the ensuing shooting spree if that happens. Anyway, I’ll shut up now and gun up this post Photo Boy finished hours ago beforeMore »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.22.14

Photo Boy | August 22, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m slapping together as fast as humanly possible while we’re still up until Sandy Brown and The Yawning Clam inevitably roll us under again. So here’s Joe Jonas at a churrascaria, a place where you shove an unending supply of meat into your face until you beg… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.21.14

Photo Boy | August 21, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that starts with butt and ends with classic butt and has nothing to do with Nicki Minaj which, after yesterday, is astonishing because I could have sworn she absorbed them all. Even today, when I close my eyes, I only see those weird sun spot lights, but in… More »



The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.20.14

Photo Boy | August 20, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I may have solved this whole Jared Leto’s penis is a Praetorian Guard thing by finding this Kelly Osbourne pic. Which isn’t to say I think she had sex with Alexis Arquette, but more of a suggestion that maybe she’s actually been a genital growth on… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.19.14

Photo Boy | August 19, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring this Mike Brown rally pic that I’m sure you guys are going to load up with positive affirmation after positive affirmation. There is simply no way this photo will result in a diatribe on race relations ending in a Chicago crime statistic that holds no applicable comparison… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.18.14

Photo Boy | August 18, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m going to get right into it today, because holy shit is this thing full of some fuckery. We’ve got Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson having a nice chat over lunch that Fish and I are entirely convinced is just them shouting “BLOW ME!” and “PORT-A-POTTY!” back… More »



The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.15.14

Photo Boy | August 15, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Well, it’s Friday already and time for another The Crap We Missed, the daily post I put together that’s full of boobs, butts, “accidentally” naked boobs, boobs, butts and John Travolta wearing lipstick while Fish and I debate all day on whether the conversation about the use of a militarized police force is really overshadowing… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.14.14

Photo Boy | August 14, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mickey Rourke’s hilariously fake hairline, Yanni’s incomprehensible throng of tween fans, and that dude who drank jizz in American Pie taking a selfie onstage with Blues Traveler for some reason. What’s that? Stifler was the dude who drank the jizz? You’re forgetting that I have a drinkingMore »


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