Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.16.14

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed where I'd like to deviate from the usual program of yoga-panted ass to share with you guys a lesson I learned today. You see, when you live on the Internet like I do, it's not always kittens in baskets and Saved By The Bell gifs, sometimes it's plai… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.15.14

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed and I don't know if it's something in the water this week (Too soon, corporate criminal dirtbags in WV?) or what, but here's another massive gallery of celebrity schadenfreude so blatant that I'm starting to think Ryan Seacrest has heard my prayers for him to get Keith UrbanMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.14.14

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, where our photo agencies are still pumping out shots of Golden Globes after-parties, so you're getting a bunch of breasts that were in attendance and not much else. Well actually, we do have David Spade with one of the ones he passes off to Rob Schneider, as well… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.13.14

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed and holy shit this one's packed (THAT'S WHAT SHE SA-- OW! GODAMNI--OW, alright Fish, ok, I won't say it ever again.) so I'm going to step right out of its way and just point you at John Travolta in the pic that needs to joke, Katherine Heigl i… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.10.14

By: Photo Boy / January 10, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, capping our first full week since the holiday breaks and what better way then to start off with Maria Menounos' butt? It's like the Die Hard of celebrity asses. Sure, you've seen it a million times, and your wife fucking hates that you're obsessed with it, but none… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.9.14

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which has even more coverage of The People's Choice Awards, except it's really just Jennifer Hudson and Kaley Cuoco who each looked like they were fellating their dick-shaped awards. Journalism™ - That's some kind of college class, right? We've also got John Travolta caught red-handed and by red… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.8.14

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed featuring Mark Wahlberg wearing his rosary beads on Extra, presumably because he knew this was bound to happen and everyone knows if he touches himself, the terrorists win. We've also got Kevin Jonas with his pregnant wif--AHAHA I can't even finish that and Leonardo DiCaprio trying to muffle… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.7.14

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, where I'll take great care not to write anything too offensive, because some of you out there may have personally experienced the tragedies in today's gallery. Tragedies like paying for your favorite prostitute only to have this old lady show up instead, or being psychologically coerced into a… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.6.14

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, which I'm considering to be the first real TCWM of the year and not just because it has Bobby Sixkiller in it, but because, well ok, that's exactly the reason. If I wasn't put on this Earth to make random 90's television references, then this college degree wa… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13

By: Photo Boy / January 3, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which you'll notice is one of the smallest galleries I've ever put together, just barely making it to a paltry 19 photos and only because I resurrected The Final Five to get there. I'll be perfectly honest as well here, this gallery shouldn't even exist, as it i… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.2.14

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed, the first one of the year, and considering we're still amidst the usual holiday void of anything but super rich assholes in the Caribbean, we've actually got a decent collection for you. For starters, there's Steven Tyler, who's mouth's transformation into a vagina is now complete, as well… More »


The Best of The Crap We Missed 2013

By: Photo Boy / December 31, 2013
For those of you who only come here for the minutes to our secret Communist Islam Obama rallies, and have no clue what the hell The Crap We Missed is, let me try to explain this in a way that doesn't make me sound like I spend every single day looking for pictures of celebritie… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.27.13

By: Photo Boy / December 27, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which hopefully finds you more relaxed than you were two days ago when you tried to explain why Obamacare had nothing to do with everyone's UPS packages being late until you gave up and stabbed your own neck with a salad fork. It's starting to really make sense… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.23.13

By: Photo Boy / December 23, 2013
Alright guys, it's the last The Crap We Missed before Christmas and while she isn't wearing a Santa hat, or condemning gays to Hell, I'm pretty sure Kelly Brook naked practically embodies *clears throat* Jesus' message on his b-day. "My dad sent me here as a gift to you all to absolve your original sin. More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.20.13

By: Photo Boy / December 20, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed coming at you early because the Internet is consumed with nothing but Duck Dynasty while the rest of us are bagging out of work to finish shopping. Also, if Fish does another post about religious conservatives, I'm pretty sure he'll swallow his tongue. What we can all agree… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.19.13

By: Photo Boy / December 19, 2013
"Psst, Justin, R. Kelly's music teacher sends her regards." Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which in accordance with my first amendment rights, as handed down to me from on high by Jesus himself, is another assortment of marginally famous attractive women and latent homosexuality innuendos. We're nothing if not hypocritical money-grabbers over here. More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.18.13

By: Photo Boy / December 18, 2013
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which you get to enjoy while Fish and I stuff hot meat into our mouths. *rereads* Yep, I'm fine with how that sounds. In case you're wondering, yes, this is our "holiday party," occurring at 3:30 PM on a Wednesday at a Bánh mì shop in Central Pennsylvania, so… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.17.13

By: Photo Boy / December 17, 2013
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, which caps our day of coverage of plagiarists, serial rapists, and ground-standing, gun nut plagiarists, in other words, your typical light, airy celebrity fare. So let's keep that ball rolling with animal attacks, public indecency, and crimes against humanity. If the world of celeb news is a crack… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.16.13

By: Photo Boy / December 16, 2013
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, the place we come to exchange ideas about life and ways to improve the world for everybody. HA! Just kidding!! Now let's tear some people down who have not and most likely will not ever do anything personally insulting to us ever. Take Sarah Jessica Parker here with… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.13.13

By: Photo Boy / December 13, 2013
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early for reasons that are entirely personal and not at all related to Fish and I dancing in front of mirrors in our underwear singing into combs until we memorize every word of Beyonce's new album. Why would you even ask me that? More »


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