Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.15.14

By: Photo Boy / April 15, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world of skinny Jessica Simpon, so nothing makes sense to me now. For example, why is Irina Shayk on vacation with the Kardashians? And does Scientology really enable Tom Cruise to turn himself into a horse? What the hell is happening with these asses? More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.14.14

By: Photo Boy / April 14, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll find is free of anything Coachella-related, because if I have to look at one more picture of a rich asshole wearing a bowler hat and glow jewelry, I might actually kill myself. Instead I focused this gallery on our true passions like Jerry Lewis looking like… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.11.14

By: Photo Boy / April 11, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Steven Tyler finally went full Jame Gumb, then Miley Cyrus instagrammed some blurry toplessness, then this guy and this guy excitedly touched dogs, making me think “Ha! They bang those dogs.” This is the obsession with celebrity culture in which we as a society are hopelessly enthralled… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.10.14

By: Photo Boy / April 10, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing his “People I Would Never Actually Associate With, But Will Pose With For A… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.9.14

By: Photo Boy / April 9, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features an Arquette Family Photo, the first ever to appear in TCWM, and a perfect excuse for me to advocate my long held belief that five children is too many. As the middle child of five, who ended working a job almost entirely dependent on unintentional celebrityMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.8.14

By: Photo Boy / April 8, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which contains not just one, but two shots of old men exposing themselves, as well as a pretty impressive run of no-name chicks dressed like prostitutes making red carpet appearances and/or performing early 90’s leisure activities in swimwear starting here. I’m doing the Lord’s work, I know. More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.7.14

By: Photo Boy / April 7, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince William throwing down the ultimate gauntlet to his dad in a photo op that brought me so much joy that when a doctor hands me my firstborn child freshly delivered, I’ll probably ask why there isn’t a British royal pointing at it and throw it i… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.3.14

By: Photo Boy / April 3, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week as a result of Fish and I shit-canning tomorrow to go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for uh, important scientific research. *shoves beaker down pants, puts on goggles* So, I made sure to include your favorite targets like… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.2.14

By: Photo Boy / April 2, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed capping off another hump day — pretty appropriately I might add — considering we chose to include this photo of a rapist. Whoever that guy is, he rapes. We’ve also got Arnold Schwarzenegger who apparently hangs out with Kelsey Grammer now, so if you’re like me, you’ll probably… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.1.14

By: Photo Boy / April 1, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I wish I had a celebrity pulling an awesome April Fools’ prank for you guys, but I don’t unless you count Billy Dee Williams tricking his Dancing With The Stars partner into being his ho. Other than that, it’s your usual yoga pant butt parade and KellyMore »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.31.14

By: Photo Boy / March 31, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is so full of homoerotica I had to replace my office chair with a block of ice it made Kellan Lutz pass out from excitement. True story. Seriously though, this has to be the gayest compilation I’ve ever put together thanks to Patrick Schwarzenegger and his boy… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.28.14

By: Photo Boy / March 28, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or ‘The Words Beneath The Underage Girl In A Bikini.’ (Hi, Google search!) Well, it’s the end of another week and while I wish I could reach out and inappropriately touch you all like Lou Diamond Phillips is wont to do, alas, this is merely a cyber relationship,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.27.14

By: Photo Boy / March 27, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what’s probably the first shot of Mila Kunis’ douche bump. Then again, I’m not really an obstetrician no matter what this lab coat, stethoscope, and hospital ID badge I constantly wear seems to make everyone believe. We’ve also got that one Baldwin girl who has yet to… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.26.14

By: Photo Boy / March 26, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m gonna cut right to the chase and tell you that weird-ass TV show El Hormiguero somehow got David Hasselhoff to shove his face in a guy’s bare ass. Does this man poop Big Macs? Is there a liquor store in his colon? I know I should… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.25.14

By: Photo Boy / March 25, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we bring you The Battle Of The Bitchface. Who will prevail? Will it be reigning champion and vagina cannon Kate Gosselin? Or will January Jones use the power of her frost gaze to defeat her? Wait, wait, there’s now a third challenger emerging with Booty Call star… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.24.14

By: Photo Boy / March 24, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed capping an exciting day of exposed nipples and penis outlines, or what our journalism professor will later call “an object lesson in collegiate failure.” But the joke’s on you, academia, because while Moby’s porno stache and Anjelica Huston’s melting Muppet face may not be the pressing issues of… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.21.14

By: Photo Boy / March 21, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds me on day three of whatever mysterious virus is causing my throat to feel like a cat with flames for claws scratched the fuck out of it. (I knew it was you Miley, you broke my heart.) So before I chug a gallon of Cepacol, let… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.20.14

By: Photo Boy / March 20, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is a special type of hybrid post. We knew we wanted the Charlize Theron pic with the photog snapping directly into her breast area for TCWM, but were the rest of the pics worthy of an entire post? Is her body morphing into that almost old-lady shape… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.19.14

By: Photo Boy / March 19, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly more robust collection than yesterday’s and not at all because I cheated and threw a bunch more pics of Winnie Cooper in booty shorts at the end. But that doesn’t mean I skimped on the goods like Arnold Schwarzenegger thrilled to get back to his groping… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.18.14

By: Photo Boy / March 18, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light, probably because the paparazzi is either still hungover from yesterday or they all died laughing while taking pics of Roman Polanski standing in a coffin. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re notorious for sodomizing a teenager, it’s probably not… More »


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