Crap We Missed - Page 13

Colin Jost Probably Banged Scarlett Johansson Last Weekend

They were spotted making out at the SNL wrap party, so let’s just jump to some absurd conclusions and say that she’s pregnant and his mom likes his last girlfriend better. More »


Trump Orders Off The Kid’s Menu, Lindsey Pelas Busts Out, and Friday Links…

Donald Trump thinks halal is yucky so he’s having steak and ketchup when he goes bye-bye on his big trip to the Middle East, more people are being hot at Cannes, and Lindsey Pelas living large on a beach… happy Friday! More »


Katy Perry Made A Song About Beating T. Swift At Basketball Or Something

Katy Perry is clearly dissing Taylor Swift because she’s from California and the Warriors are in the playoffs and Taylor Swift is from a couple hundred miles from Cleveland so it’s OBVIOUS that somebody’s about to get stabbed.” -Idiots who read into Katy Perry lyrics More »


Natasha Oakley, Olivia Culpo, Cannes-Folk and More…

I don’t think a real-life pirate could even understand what Johnny Depp was saying on Ellen, the new Todd Haynes movie is crushing it, some asshole drove his car into a crowd in NYC, and more… More »


The Red Carpet At Cannes Makes The Oscars Look Like A Backyard BBQ

Jesus, these people look good. This is what a red carpet looks like when guests don’t show up covered in meat or arrive with an entourage full of gimps in latex. More »


Bella Hadid’s Boobs Are At Cannes And More

Bella Hadid was showing off her cleavage and flashing skin-toned underwear at the Cannes Opening Gala so I guess everything is going according to plan over there. More »


Go Home, Jennifer Lawrence! You’re Drunk!

There’s “white-girl wasted”… Then there’s “J-Law-in-Austria-on-a-stripper-pole wasted”. More »


Scott Disick Has Hit Rock-Hard Bottom

Scott’s sex addiction is so out of control, that if you’re a 19-year-old model named Ella, Bella, or… anything that ends in -lla, he’s going to crush you up and snort you with his peehole. More »


Playmate Ana Braga Taking Boob Selfies And More

ABC has greenlit a new Dancing With The Stars with only children because we can’t have nice things, Bill Cosby says racism made him do it, and Katy Perry told Ellen that she is going to be an American Idol judge… and that she can pee standing up. … More »


Haley Roberts And The Hoff Are Being Hassled In Miami

Paps have been swarming David Hasselhoff in Miami since his daughter got pinched for a pretty epic DUI. Also Christina Aguilera did something Japanese sounding, Avril Lavigne has an awesome conspiracy theory now, and more… More »


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