Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.22.14

Photo Boy | December 22, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we continue spiraling the holiday drain and what’s a better anchor to pull us down than Nicki Minaj’s giant clown ass? That’s why you’re getting multiple Kardashians, as well as the illegitimate offspring of Prince and Ricky Martin with Joanna Krupa’s cleavage, and finally, Bai Ling and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.19.14

Photo Boy | December 19, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large collection not only for a Friday, but the LAST SHOPPING FRIDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!1 *runs naked into mall, punches Santa* Am I handling holiday stress correctly? Anyway, today’s TCWM is mostly just all the boobies from last night’s People Magazine Awards which I assume are given… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.17.14

Photo Boy | December 17, 2014 - 4:15 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you will notice is getting lighter and lighter as we get forcibly dragged deeper into the holday hole. (No Collins.) But we still have some good shit for you, like Cuba Gooding Jr. going full Tom Cruise-on-Oprah, what I’m pretty sure is the first TCWM appearance of… More »



The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.16.14

Photo Boy | December 16, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesdays The Crap We Missed, lead by Kylie Jenner’s butt because sharing a cell with you guys doesn’t sound that bad. (Fish makes a delightful toilet sangria.) We’ve also got Mariah Carey giving the first ever case of adult on-set scoliosis, Lance Burton unveiling his newest trick, ‘The Sandusky,’ and Nick Cannon who… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.15.14

Photo Boy | December 15, 2014 - 3:15 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Bieber and Chris Brown having a good chuckle during a pretend physical assault, because FUCK YOU EVERYBODY WE’RE RICH!! We’ve also got The Hoff as Vincent Price as Captain Hook, and Cesar Millan’s dog saying it all with his eyes.

And by all I… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.12.14

Photo Boy | December 12, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is kind of like a schadenfreude greatest hits today with repeat favorites like Russell Brand talking to his dick, Hot Donna’s ass in yoga pants, and Madonna’s gross, partially naked old lady parts. Think of clicking through this gallery like being at your favorite restaurant, but instead… More »



The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.11.14

Photo Boy | December 11, 2014 - 3:15 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is extremely light and almost entirely women except for Spike Lee and Jeremy Piven, who only appears collaterally thanks to Kate Beckinsale’s ass. And she’s not even fully turned around, giving only a partial reveal of said ass, but a full reveal of the sad details of… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.10.14

Photo Boy | December 10, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily repository for all the things we won’t write a whole post about like Evangeline Lilly’s double armpit vaginas, Tim Tebow as a Jedi, and Angelina Jolie’s true lizard form about to breach her human skin veneer, which upon review actually makes me think we need to… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.8.14

Photo Boy | December 8, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to the proper return of The Crap We Missed after being gone for over a week, and what better way than with Charlotte McKinney’s underboob? Did I climb to the top of a Mayan ruin to find this for you? Uh, yes…yes I did. It was exactly like Raiders of the Lost Ark but… More »



The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.24.14

Photo Boy | November 24, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a post awards show weekend, stuffed-to-the-gills bonanza of celebrity fuckery and stuff my near delirious mind made happen. Oh, and it’s also got almost all of the Baldwins, including Daniel who even the family thought was dead, but not Ireland, so you’re right, I don’t know… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.21.14

Photo Boy | November 21, 2014 - 2:56 pm

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the logical conclusion to the 138 Water shoots we post almost daily. And now I’m re-looking at that link and noticing that she’s hasn’t actually been penetrated by the bottle, so nevermind, we’ve still got miles to go here. As for today’s TCWM, it’s almost exclusively women… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.20.14

Photo Boy | November 20, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of random celebrities you thought were dead mixed with women’s butts in yoga pants and excited gay dudes. I honestly have no clue how these things combine so harmoniously that you guys happily devour them daily, but I choose not to question what I consider… More »



The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.19.14

Photo Boy | November 19, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of the big black microphone meme with the urine pig that started it all. We’ve also got Don Lemon who never gave me a reason to toss him at the mayhem of TCWM until he revealed himself to be a shit-stain of dumb, as well… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.18.14

Photo Boy | November 18, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which starts with Ireland Baldwin’s camel toe and includes a 40 pic bonus gallery of this year’s Miss BumBum Brazil Competition.

That’s it? That’s all I’m going to write? Tell me I haven’t done my job here,

– Photo Boy

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.17.14

Photo Boy | November 17, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Katy Perry’s breasts, except she put them on Twitter. This is how out of touch with where the kids are posting themselves half-naked these days she is and wow, that got creepy real fast. Uh…uh…look, Alexander Skarsgard’s holding this gas pump like it’s his… More »



The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.14.14

Photo Boy | November 14, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that starts off with a picture of Heidi Montag that was posted to Instagram by Crystal Hefner, who also has her own titty selfie shot in here. It’s like those Russian nesting dolls, except instead of tinier and tinier figures, it’s just filled with whores. We’ve also got… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.13.14

Photo Boy | November 13, 2014 - 2:45 pm

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the closest Josh Hutcherson is ever going to get to Jennifer Lawrence’s O-Face and Bill Cosby looking like he’s passed out, so go ahead and make more rape jokes, or you know, accuse his accusers of being opportunistic, conspiratorial sluts who couldn’t possibly have been convinced to… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.12.14

Photo Boy | November 12, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with Courtney Stodden’s Veteran’s Day tribute in which she naturally felt the best way to show our troops gratitude was to flash them an old transvestite man’s tucked penis in a bikini. If that offended you — and if you possess a U.S. passport by all means… More »



The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.11.14

Photo Boy | November 11, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that has Lindsay Lohan in the lead position instead of Kelly Brook, because true story, Fish made me switch them out when he sensed my momentary lack of self-loating. It doesn’t matter since I would have gotten there pretty quickly as soon as I reviewed these pics of… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.10.14

Photo Boy | November 10, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I boldly make a claim that will send shock waves through the universe which is populated by the fourteen or so regular people who click through and comment on every one of these pics. But before we get to that, can I start you guys off with… More »


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