Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.16.14

By: Photo Boy / May 16, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re kicking off the weekend with some barely legal sideboob and why not, really? We’ve traveled so far down into the celebrity bunghole that we’re now analyzing their boogers, so the answer is no, there is no bottom here. That said, enjoy Clown Tits (That’s her name… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.15.14

By: Photo Boy / May 15, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where after my brief hiatus from tit scouting yesterday, I expected to find a treasure trove of celebrity schadenfreude, but was disappointed. I probably blew my load on Peter Dinklage (Easy, Fish, I was just using a metaph– *grabs slingshot* YOU STAY ON YOUR BUNK OR I’M TELLING… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.13.14

By: Photo Boy / May 13, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m safe under Emily Ratajkowski‘s butt to put any words at all down here since nobody’s around, so I think I’ll do today’s jokes in the style of Donald Sterling. What could go wrong? Take a look at Wesley Snipes here, convicted tax cheat and yet he’… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.12.14

By: Photo Boy / May 12, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Minderaser Edition, where not only did that pic just kick you in the brain, but it’s followed closely by something called Mr Papers about to wipe out the inside of Lil Kim‘s throat with its tongue right in front of gay Jason Bateman. This is the world we… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.9.14

By: Photo Boy / May 9, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where Shooter McGavin‘s pube beard wins the day only narrowly edging out Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure. Actually, now that I think about it, Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure is probably not that unusual, so let’s go with Anne Hathaway suddenly realizing that America’s foreign policy… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.8.14

By: Photo Boy / May 8, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is really going to pale in comparison to earlier when Hugh Jackman met Jon Hamm‘s dick. I’d say it was like Christmas for him, but sadly at my house, the tree isn’t a giant penis that we hang penis ornaments on *adds to Amazon cart*, then leave… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.7.14

By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed or the words under Miley Cyrus‘ vagina wedgie. I know the labia has a hold on you right now, but I want you to focus on my voice. If you can, try to shift your gaze away just slightly, I know its powerful hooks are deep in your… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.6.14

By: Photo Boy / May 6, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is riding the boob wake of today’s thorough coverage of the MET Gala. I’ve been putting galleries of it together for three years now, and I still don’t know what it’s for, but I do know that after Hugh Jackman attended, he needed to really stretch out… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.5.14

By: Photo Boy / May 5, 2014

Welcome back to regular installments of The Crap We Missed. I know you’ve all been experiencing some terrible withdrawl, just curled up in the shower, rocking yourselves and mumbling “What’s going on with Gerard Butler? Is he still traveling the world making love to strangers in temporary crappers? Did any whores totally whore themselves o… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.24.14

By: Photo Boy / April 24, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week as I take the reigns tomorrow while Fish embarks on his annual trek into the heart of dixie and no, that’s not why I have “dixie” written on all my underwear, that’s just a coincidence. Anyway, today we learned that Mike MyersMore »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.23.14

By: Photo Boy / April 23, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Fish slapped his editorial dong on my desk and made me lead with Science Bros up there. While I freely admit to having no clue what the hell that is, I also enjoy not shaving for weeks at a time and don’t ever worry about dying of… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.22.14

By: Photo Boy / April 22, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature full of random Pope Francis pedophilia joke opportunities and candid butt shots (I know, I really fucked your eyes hard on that one, but I drink your eyerape up.) that I spend almost my entire day sniffing out. Think of me as truffle hog (Fellas?),… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.21.14

By: Photo Boy / April 21, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll be straight with you guys, and just tell you half of this thing is more Coachella. Because if there’s one thing rich cockholes need its TWO full weekends of acting high in VIP areas and finding inventive new ways to display your ass wares to theMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.17.14

By: Photo Boy / April 17, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your final installment for the week as Fish and I take pause tomorrow to call our dads and thank them for not making us die an excruciating death so that you all can live your lives like giant assholes, ignore everything we taught you, but promise real hard… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.16.14

By: Photo Boy / April 16, 2014

Yep, that’s a Real Housewife as a lead pic. Welcome to the sharp decline of a holiday week.

It’s Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and you’re going to notice a general desperation in my selection of photos for this gallery as a result of the dried up content of Easter week. Normally, PeteMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.15.14

By: Photo Boy / April 15, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that exists in a world of skinny Jessica Simpon, so nothing makes sense to me now. For example, why is Irina Shayk on vacation with the Kardashians? And does Scientology really enable Tom Cruise to turn himself into a horse? What the hell is happening with these asses? More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.14.14

By: Photo Boy / April 14, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll find is free of anything Coachella-related, because if I have to look at one more picture of a rich asshole wearing a bowler hat and glow jewelry, I might actually kill myself. Instead I focused this gallery on our true passions like Jerry Lewis looking like… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.11.14

By: Photo Boy / April 11, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Steven Tyler finally went full Jame Gumb, then Miley Cyrus instagrammed some blurry toplessness, then this guy and this guy excitedly touched dogs, making me think “Ha! They bang those dogs.” This is the obsession with celebrity culture in which we as a society are hopelessly enthralled… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.10.14

By: Photo Boy / April 10, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing his “People I Would Never Actually Associate With, But Will Pose With For A… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.9.14

By: Photo Boy / April 9, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which features an Arquette Family Photo, the first ever to appear in TCWM, and a perfect excuse for me to advocate my long held belief that five children is too many. As the middle child of five, who ended working a job almost entirely dependent on unintentional celebrityMore »


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