Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.14.14

By: Photo Boy / July 14, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which a momentous occasion — 844 days in the making — has taken place. Prince Charles shat in another jet and if you’re trying to picture the joy this brought me, just forget it. There aren’t enough baby pools or Jell-O or matching Speedos for Fish and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.11.14

By: Photo Boy / July 11, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which starts off with triple semi-nude butts and only improves from there. We’ve got a Paris Hilton panty (possibly vagina) flash, Peter Dinklage wearing a do rag, Jeremy Renner in the backseat of a car with a dude, as well as a barrage of side boob, more buttMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

By: Photo Boy / July 10, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler’s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.9.14

By: Photo Boy / July 9, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be one of the smallest collections we’ve had in a while. Thanks, Obama. But what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality, and by quality, yes, I of course mean the unrestrained nipples of Thor’s wife, as well as Emmy Rossum, and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.8.14

By: Photo Boy / July 8, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m once again in familiar territory, alone, below some fantastic nakedness and free to write whatever I want without caution. So before my presentation on some of the good ideas the Nazis had (Did you know they invented frozen yougurt?), I’ll describe the questions that my in-no-way-severely-damaged… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.7.14

By: Photo Boy / July 7, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after a long holiday weekend during the summer, so bikinis. There’s plenty of bikinis in here. As well as Shemar Moore molesting some of the women inhabiting them on a public beach. It was almost the quintessential American compilation until white British Samuel L. JacsksonMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.3.14

By: Photo Boy / July 3, 2014

Alright everybody, it’s your last The Crap We Missed before we celebrate America’s birthday by passing out drunk on top of the grill before the escorts even get there. What, you don’t like to barbeque? So, I managed to put together another hearty selection of essentially innocent celebrity candids for us all to project shameful,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.2.14

By: Photo Boy / July 2, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re still holding strong with another robust gallery this holiday week, so stay tuned, because tomorrow I’m pretty sure we’re going to run our ninth update on the Kendra Wilkinson story after she trips over her own foot in front on her way into the airport which… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.1.14

By: Photo Boy / July 1, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large selection considering we’re days away from a major holiday weekend and the paparazzi generally bail early because all the good seats for Hell’s fireworks get claimed quick. So anyway, I led with Kelly Brook again because she’s naked and you guys don’t care if said… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.30.14

By: Photo Boy / June 30, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty BET Awards heavy, not only because Chris Brown got shit-faced afterwards and basically had to be carried to his car (Probation, what’s probation?), but also because it was the only notable celebrity event that happened this weekend aside from the Transformers: Age Of Extinction Europea… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.27.14

By: Photo Boy / June 27, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to speculate on the quality of this woman’s feet. “Toes like baby shrimp, pfthftfthfthfthfth,” Quentin Tarantino would later hiss at homocide detectives from a holding cell. Or maybe you’d like to take a swing at the most clever rape joke for DavidMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.26.14

By: Photo Boy / June 26, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will once again ride in the pageview wake of Hilaria Baldwin’s ass and I’m just going to say that if none of you come up with a Stretch Armstrong reference for this, then congratulations, your parents actually had the money to buy you a Castle Grayskull. No,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.25.14

By: Photo Boy / June 25, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty Instagram heavy — even more than normal — but when Ireland Baldwin returns in a bikini after a prolonged absence in a move clearly calculated to shame Lindsay Lohan’s diarrhea freckles, I must document it. This is my charge. I also tossed in Samuel L. More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.24.14

By: Photo Boy / June 24, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could try to explain to you why you’re looking at a naked boy with flashlight nipples or I could simply move on because now we all know what Michelle Rodriguez’s vagina is truly capable of. You’ll also find Tom Hardy with what I hope to God… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.23.14

By: Photo Boy / June 23, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince Harry in a completely innocent photo that I’m in no way using as a subtle suggestion to Fish about the summer vacation he always talks about, but we never get around to taking. YOUR LIES CUT DEEP, YOU KNOW THAT?! We’ve also got Justin Bieber and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

By: Photo Boy / June 20, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old “Hey bro, can we get a selfie?” before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking of kids,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.19.14

By: Photo Boy / June 19, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features the bromance that’s reportedly sent Jonah Hill spiraling into a froyo binge from which only Leo’s arms can save him. This gallery also has probably the highest concentration of butt photos ever compiled in a TCWM unless you count every single one I’ve ever made before… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.18.14

By: Photo Boy / June 18, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where black guys saying it all with their eyes has gone from an innocent meme to something I’m now terrified I’m actually making happen with my mind. What else am I capable of? Quick, Hugh Jackman, touch your wife’s hand! OH JESUS, THIS SHIT’S FOR REAL!! Um, uh…ok,… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.16.14

By: Photo Boy / June 17, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed starring Alec Baldwin’s pantless young wife up there who’s Instagram I just discovered today and holy shit is that thing a goldmine. I will never understand that man’s level of rage since he basically has a bendy straw with a vagina doing goddamned splits all over his apartment… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.16.14

By: Photo Boy / June 16, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an epic battle between everyone’s two favorite public drunks, The Hoff and Dennis Rodman. They’re both clearly shit-faced and handling women’s clothing, although Rodman is actually wearing it and frightening the shit out of a woman who’s probably gotten paid to do despicable things, so he wins. More »


Page 12 of 47