Crap We Missed - Page 11

Leo Dicaprio (Lord Hog Body) Grossed Out Some Young Models

Leo was overheard boasting to some models about how he “doesn’t have to work out” to maintain his 42-year-old hog body. *The goal of this post is to petition that we all start adopting the word “hog body” to replace dad bod.* More »


Miles Teller’s Girlfriend Brought Her Boobs to A Beach and Other News

Whats the over/under on whether or not Miles Teller used girlfriend Keleigh Sperry’s chest to practice drums in preparation for Whiplash? More »


Paris Jackson Has Pierced Nipples If That Does Anything For You

Paris Jackson is learning from the best on how to be a successful model in Hollywood after adopting this whole “get your picture taken braless as much as possible” strategy to boost exposure. More »


Drunk Shia LaBeouf Was Arrested Again Last Weekend

Apparently Shia lost his shit after some bystanders didn’t have a spare “bogie” to bum. Lesson learned: If Shia asks you for a cigarette after midnight, he’s about to turn into a booze gremlin. More »


Elle Evans Doing Bikini Things With Matt Bellamy on A Giant Yacht

Props to Elle Evans for being able to take off with her rockstar boyfriend and go jetskiing in St. Tropez while I cool off in this backyard baby pool of content. *Cracks a Fresca*

“Cut the water off, Frank- she’s overflowing!” More »


Blac Chyna Dyed Her Hair Unicorn to Really Stick It to Rob, Guys

She’s pulling a Gandalf and changing color after she fell down that Instagram hole with a fire-breathing Rob “Blob” Kardashian. More »


Who Gave Lena Dunham A Dog In The First Place?

Spoiler alert: It was the dog/shelter’s fault she couldn’t keep it because eeevverryybodyy hates poor Lena! More »


Frankie Gaff Doing Bikini Things

Here we have Frankie Gaff from Made in Chelsea, which I guess is like the U.K. version of Real World but everyone is rich and snotty? Sounds very… original. More »


Brad Pitt Probably Banged Sienna Miller In A Winnebago

You know what they say, “when the ‘bago is a-rockin, don’t let any paparazzi nearby or else they’ll find out how much you love feet.” More »


Andrew Garfield Isn’t Gay for Anything But Acting

So he watched a lot of Drag Race while preparing for a role as a gay man, that doesn’t mean anything. Would people say he was in the closet if he suddenly binge watched all the Mission Impossible movies? More »


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