Crap We Missed - Page 11

Call In Sick: Miley Cyrus Is Reinventing Herself Again

Miley just figured out that someone who performs naked while covered in milk doesn’t get taken seriously by the middle-American audience she needs to buy her album. More »


Brad Pitt Is Officially An ‘Old Guy’ Now

Somebody get this guy a Fresca. More »


Alexa Chung Was My Met Gala Favorite And More Link-Beef

Also got Trumpthumpers losing their shit over Stephen Colbert’s monologue, Ryan Seacrest moved a tectonic plate when he moved to ABC, and naming your kid “Bear” is a thing now… … More »


Neat! Jaden Smith Brought His Hair!

I have a decent explanation for why he did this, but I’m more interested in how long until someone on the Met Gala clean up crew puts one he dropped on Ebay. More »


Aliens, Peyote, And Broken Copy Machines – Stuff From The Met Gala Afterparty

Randy breaks down his Met Gala faves and flops!

 

*Disclaimer: Just because I referred to myself in the 3rd person there, doesn’t mean I know jack shit about fashion- so I’m wingin’ this one.* More »


Nabilla Benattia Attempts Spearfishing With A Water Bottle

A bikini model with survival skills? Sign me up! More »


Kara Del Toro Doing The Exposed-Shoulder Thing And More Link-Beef

The jacket off the shoulder thing has been around since the 50’s, everybody chill out and eat this link-beef… More »


Al Pacino Being A Creepy Old Man And More Link-Beef

“Me and you. You and me. Two chairs, one table- BOOM Red Lobster’s lobsterfest, eh? Whaddayasay?” More »


Anti-Fur Protestors Just Yelled At Patti Labelle

The singer-turned-cookbook-author is public now enemy #1. These are dire times, people! More »


People Are Being Crybabies Over Wes Anderson’s New Movie

Wes Anderson is making a new stop-motion movie set in Japan and the cast is all whiteys, Japanese people, and a couple of black guys- GRAB YOUR URBAN OUTFITTERS PITCHFORKS!! More »


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