Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.12.14

By: Photo Boy / February 12, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, coming at you before tomorrow's all day snow and ice dickpunch. In anticipation of nature throwing another tree into my circuit breaker, I ressurected the Final Five again and stuffed it full of Gloria's ass. But before you deplete your battery life gazing into that … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.11.14

By: Photo Boy / February 11, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which continues my series 'I Hope To Christ Jonah Hill And Leonardo DiCaprio Never Stop Promoting This Movie.' I haven't seen infatuation like this since Fish was forcibly removed from Toys "R" Us for attempting to shove an entire Lego Avengers Quinjet up his ass. More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.10.14

By: Photo Boy / February 10, 2014
Welcome to Monday'sThe Crap We Missed which I feel awkward even posting because it doesn't have anything to do with old man molesters. Unless you count the entire target audience for the first and last pic of this gallery, Martin Scorsese just twisting the knife in Jonah Hill's side, … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.7.14

By: Photo Boy / February 7, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, a lighter than usual smattering of celebrity buffoonery on account of us still being in the middle of renegotiating our photo agency deals, which yes, of course, means we're holding out for a live 24/7 video stream of Prince Charles. In the meantime, I've crammed … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.6.14

By: Photo Boy / February 6, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed where I won't bore you with my tale of woe about how I was forced to deal with several agonizing hours of inconvenience yesterday because ice is a motherless whore. I had to put on pants before I had coffee, the horror! The good … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.4.14

By: Photo Boy / February 4, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, a place of quiet reflection, where we look back on the important issues of the day and consider the impac-- HA! I had you guys going there! No, this post is for dick jokes. And making fun of Goldie Hawn's face because she used to … More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.3.14

By: Photo Boy / February 3, 2014
Don't even act like you don't know who that is. Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed where I'll just shoot it to you guys straight. It's snowing like a motherfucker here and that puts me in a mood most foul, so instead of trying to make this post seem more interesting than … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.31.14

By: Photo Boy / January 31, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which is full of exciting Super Bowl NON-SPECIFIC SPORTING EVENT sideshows like this 90's rapper you forgot about rapping or this other 90's rapper performing all those songs you loved but when you listen to now sound really, really stupid. And don't forget 90's person … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.30.14

By: Photo Boy / January 30, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which due to the entire press corps being in New Jersey should be a lot smaller except I crammed it full of random ass. When in doubt, fill that motherfucker with butts, is something I believe Ben Franklin once said. But in between them -- … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.29.14

By: Photo Boy / January 29, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed where I normally take a snarky jab at a relevant sociopolitical event, but nothing's really going on. I can't think of a single thing that will have any real world impact on a single one of us in any way, so I'm not even going … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.28.14

By: Photo Boy / January 28, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed where I'm keenly aware I'm writing words under Ireland Baldwin's's bra selfie. . . . . . What? You didn't read the first part? - Photo Boy Click Here To Start The Gallery Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, … More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.27.14

By: Photo Boy / January 27, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed where I've got a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger at something called 'The White Sausage Party,' so if I'm not bending the universe to serve my own whims at this point, I really have no explanation for reality anymore. (Or maybe I just need to stop watching … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.24.14

By: Photo Boy / January 24, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, your lightest selection of the week, but probably the highest butts to coke faces ratio if I'm doing this math correctly. carry the one, divide by the acockocalypse in sweatpants, which leaves a remaind-- You know what? I'm not gonna lie, in the only … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.23.14

By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed that will hopefully ease the angst you're no doubt feeling over the fall from grace of His Maple Lord Thug In The Highest. *pours out Aunt Jemima's, shakes head, kisses fingers, points to the sky* While we all contemplate the ripple effect his jailhouse bludgeoning death … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.22.14

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2014
Yes, her whole butt's in the first pi-- And you're gone already.. Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which I'm just going to come right out and say has a picture of Prince Charles holding a penis pump and you're going to say "Dude, that's an airhorn," and I'm going to say … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.21.14

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, which I loaded up to our max of forty pics for you guys, allowing me the freedom to include shots of people like Sandra Bernhard and Christopher 'Kid' Reid. Now if you find yourself thinking "And how is that a good thing?," I ask … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.17.14

By: Photo Boy / January 17, 2014
Welcome to another larger than usual The Crap We Missed, thanks to a surprisingly bountiful Critics' Choice Movie Awards. These second tier award shows usually suck, but when Jeremy Renner starts tweaking his nipples for the paps, you know it's a party. We've also got Bill Murray so completely out of … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.16.14

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed where I'd like to deviate from the usual program of yoga-panted ass to share with you guys a lesson I learned today. You see, when you live on the Internet like I do, it's not always kittens in baskets and Saved By The Bell … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.15.14

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed and I don't know if it's something in the water this week (Too soon, corporate criminal dirtbags in WV?) or what, but here's another massive gallery of celebrity schadenfreude so blatant that I'm starting to think Ryan Seacrest has heard my prayers for … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.14.14

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, where our photo agencies are still pumping out shots of Golden Globes after-parties, so you're getting a bunch of breasts that were in attendance and not much else. Well actually, we do have David Spade with one of the ones he passes off to … More »

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