Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.21.14

Photo Boy / October 21, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the rest of the people who had their boobs and butts out, or were shit-faced drunk like Michelle Rodriguez at that Angel Ball thing. And fat Busta Rhymes. We’ve also got Jared Leto signaling to Terry Richardson that the ecstasy is kicking in and Kanye West coaching… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.20.14

Photo Boy / October 20, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that features Aunt Becky & DJ after a sweaty workout, Roman Polanski posing with monsters, and Antonio Sabato Jr.‘s penis, so exactly everything, in order, from my dream last night, except…*averts terrified eyes from gallery, slowly returns gaze*If Maitland Ward’s greasy nipples are in here, I might lose… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.17.14

Photo Boy / October 17, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or adrianne+curry+nude and a bunch of other shit that won’t get near that with regards to SEO. Seriously, Google that, then compare it to brett+ratner+shrimp+grease+boner, or shia+labeouf+isis+top+recruiting+tool, or cara+delevigne+ebola. If this site came up in the top five returns for any of that, huge thanks and we value… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.16.14

Photo Boy / October 16, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has a few surprises that I won’t ruin here because I’m a horrible bastard who revels in your discomfort. There’s also the usual slate of butts, Quentin Tarantino with his gaze slightly downcast because FEET, Lindsay Lohan because DRUNK, and Russell Brand in a crowd because SEX… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.15.14

Photo Boy / October 15, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I used a four day old pic for today’s lead because I somehow missed Jessica Simpson grabbing her sister’s ass like it was a platter of chili cheese fries. *kneels, readies knife for disembowelment, remembers the childlike inbred smile of Prince Charles, decides to go on living*More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.14.14

Photo Boy / October 14, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is a little light as evidenced by the fact that I used an Instagram of a screenshot of a Miranda Kerr lingerie shoot just so I could publish those keywords. You have to respect that hustle. Or not at all and move right past that weak shit… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.13.14

Photo Boy / October 13, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is always a bountiful grab bag of random shit thanks to a full weekend of red carpet events where I cherry-picked famous people looking super fat, like Denise Richards or just plain dead for a decade, like Larry King. Also, Brigitte Nielsen getting shit-hammered in the driver&#8217… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.10.14

Photo Boy / October 10, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve already spent the morning setting up our dorm in Hell, then posted the live, updating tweets of a psychotic break, so welcome to the bottom. Down here it’s perfectly normal to look at Coco’s butt cleavage, then move on to mock French politics and/or ass gropingMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.9.14

Photo Boy / October 9, 2014

Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve once again lead the gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, which you wouldn’t judge if you’ve also contemplated murdering someone with salad dressing (we’re talking laughing out loud at the though of a death rattle produced by drowning someone in creamy Italian) because they happened to be the… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.8.14

Photo Boy / October 8, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed starting with Emily Ratajkowski, which I’m well aware will effectively end it for 99.999999999999999% of you. But when your pants are back on, please enjoy John Travolta and his stunt double each reacting to the fact that he will be standing in for the locker room scene, SethMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.7.14

Photo Boy / October 7, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the post that hasn’t been secretly molesting children for years. I mean sure, it’s been creepily leering at butts, praying for Justin Bieber’s untimely death, and letting out the slightest bit of terrified urine at the sight of this Mike Tyson photobomb, but little kids?
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The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.6.14

Photo Boy / October 6, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where right off the bat I’m going to tell you Weston Cage’s asscrack is in here. It’s in here, waiting to assault your eyes and no amount of Megan Fox butt, or 250-year-old Madonna glamor shots are going to make you forget. Your mind is now forever unclean. More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.3.14

Photo Boy / October 3, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve decided to double down on nipple because self-esteem is for losers. *tosses degree into urinal* So in that spirit, here’s Fat Jew, Fat Soccer Mom, and Fat Rapist because its Friday, this weekend’s my birthday, and full disclosure, the siren song of the liquor bottle already… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.2.14

Photo Boy / October 2, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I recklessly speculate about Chris Brown attempting to beat a small girl, purposefully mispronounce this innocent man’s name just to make a cheap avian genitalia joke, and somehow found a picture that has five Brooke Shields faces in it. I’m assuming it was recovered from the charred… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.1.14

Photo Boy / October 1, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the post that truly has something for everyone, starting with The Younger Jenner Child (frames that a little differently, huh?) for the Hansen crowd, Joanna Krupa for the Joe six-pack pervs, Nick Cannon being abducted by Mariah Carey’s henchman (or ISIS, either way is a plus for humanity)… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.30.14

Photo Boy / September 30, 2014

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily post where you get to see boobies, then immediately feel better about being a pervert because at least you aren’t racist infected-cock sore Donald Sterling. It’s the best of both worlds considering your definition of best is:
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The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.29.14

Photo Boy / September 29, 2014

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you may notice isn’t the full forty pics it usually is after a weekend harvest of celebrity horseshit. I’m attributing this to one of two things. 1.) Everything is just a little different, if not slightly duller since George Clooney got married. To assholes like Fish and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.26.14

Photo Boy / September 26, 2014

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features a shot of Shia LaBeouf, or more accurately, the outline of his stupid dick, which I thought we could all have some innocent fun with. Maybe laugh at it and reflect on how utterly vacuous and soulless Megan Fox has to be to have ever let… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.25.14

Photo Boy / September 25, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which doesn’t have anybody stuffing anything into their ass, except PSYCHE! Lady Gaga’s doing it and just while you’re all trying to say she’s irrelevant and are completely correct. But back to asses. We’ve got Dita Von Teese, Bria Murphy, Draya Michele and you know what? I’m just… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.24.14

Photo Boy / September 24, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some old favorites who haven’t been around for a while, like Blue Steel Jeremy Renner, Kesha’s underwear, and Paula Deen, reprising her role on ‘Today’ as the sacrificial lamb, yanking her husband’s beard because they agreed she’d do that whenever she got the urge to snap her… More »


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