Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.11.14

By: Photo Boy / June 11, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which looks like it's about to get shat upon by Coco at any moment. (Clean up, aisle Zaloog.) It's also got a shitload of pics from the 22 Jump Street premiere, because not only did the tip of Channing Tatum's penis finally crack (Clean up, aisle Superficial Editorial… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.10.14

By: Photo Boy / June 10, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, our daily wrap-up of the most important happenings in the celebrity world. This is where you come to discover the origin of Kim Kardashian's bag of curdled yogurt ass. This is where you get to pretend John Mayer is actually having that stroke we've all been praying for. More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.9.14

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed which is loaded up with exciting shots from this weekend's Tony Awards. HA! I'm kidding, that shit totally sucked, so I just pulled a few questionable cleavage shots and of course one of Hugh Jackman having a serious foundation problem, which is just your run-of-the-mill straight guy problem. More »


Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith Are Divorcing

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2014
"My God, it's finally happened! Hold me in your penis arms, Sylvester." Late Friday afternoon (Read: Post-Giving-Fucks O'Clock.), Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas announced they're getting a divorce which is either the result of him banging Sharon Stone, or Melanie Griffith getting way too much plastic surgery - that made him bang Sharon Stone. The… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.6.14

By: Photo Boy / June 6, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed which caps a week that saw Justin Bieber basically skate away unscathed from multiple videotaped examples of why he should have been drowned in a lake as soon as his bangs droppped, as well as another mass killing attempt, which brings us up to what 48 a week… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.5.14

By: Photo Boy / June 5, 2014
Was the decision to lead off today's The Crap We Missed with a practically naked Emily Ratajkowski a difficult one? I'm glad you asked, gay male and straight female readers. Since we're now engaged in a small group discussion on the nuance of the editorial process of dick joke sites, I'd like to read a… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.4.14

By: Photo Boy / June 4, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which features Samuel L. Jackson wearing that and doing that, the second Peter Dinklage with a mullet sighting in one day and motherfucking COUSIN LARRY, motherfuckers!! So excuse me while I pause to enjoy the view from atop Mount Success. *inhales deeply, spots soaring eagle next to toplessMore »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.3.14

By: Photo Boy / June 3, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed where today we get to shine a light on the mysterious origins of some celebrity behavior. First, there's Solange Knowles, who I never noticed before this shot looks exactly like she could be Beyonce's identical twin brother. Then there's Kevin Dillon getting an accidental text from his dad… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.2.14

By: Photo Boy / June 2, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, bringing you a very random selection of celebrity crazy, all starting with Khloe Kardashian, her new boyfriend and his prop machine gun. Apparently everyone's losing their shit over it, and I'm guessing it's because pairing an automatic firearm with aviators, jewelry and other luxury items to intimate some… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.30.14

By: Photo Boy / May 30, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, where I've already blown my lefty liberal wad of the day on Mariah Carey's crazy cleavage, so I'm just going to point to to fat Rob Kardashian (HA, He's so fucking fat!), clean and sober Lindsay Lohan and The Gay Mafia's failed hit attempt on Maria Menounos, because… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.29.14

By: Photo Boy / May 29, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which has no breasts in the lead-off spot, so right away you can tell what kind of content day it's been. Other than JWoww's hilariously grotesque face, which we should all agree to freely mock and not give a pregnancy pass to because she's basically just a garbage… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.28.14

By: Photo Boy / May 28, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed that I not only shoved a Final Five into, but also bookended with Kelly Brook, because she's putting her boobs on Instagram again. It's been a while since she's done that and I'm not sure if she was stirred by Monday's remembrance of our fallen soldiers, but since… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.27.14

By: Photo Boy / May 27, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, which is fully stuffed thanks to a three-day, well technically four-day weekend since I've somehow turned going on day dates with Fish to the movies into a career. Reach for the stars, kids! Anyway, I managed to avoid all but one pic from that horseshit wedding, but I… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.22.14

By: Photo Boy / May 22, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed which is full of pics from Roberto Cavalli's yacht party in Cannes including this one of Justin Bieber hanging out with the fuckest of wads Dan Bilzerian, so if you're up there God and you're looking for your next random and unfortunate act of gun violence, the time… More »


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.21.14

By: Photo Boy / May 21, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed where we're already seeing the sharp fall-off of an approaching holiday weekend, and/or the entire paparazzi is busy booking European helicopter rentals for the most beautiful, honest and real wedding of all time. And if you thought that was going to link to the midnight ceremony Fish and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.20.14

By: Photo Boy / May 20, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, another decent-sized selection thanks again to Cannes where Mickey Rourke really had to make a tinkle and Leonardo DiCaprio just had some innocent conversations with hot as fuck models who aren't his girlfriend. We've also got Nicky Hilton's black eye, because you never finish Paris' coke without asking and… More »


The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.19.14

By: Photo Boy / May 19, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed, a super-sized selection of what happened to be a weekend of a zillion events, even though I definitely focused way too hard on The Expendables 3 premiere at Cannes. But there's also stuff from The BAFTA Awards where Helena Bonham Carter somehow managed to look not homeless a… More »


The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.16.14

By: Photo Boy / May 16, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed where we're kicking off the weekend with some barely legal sideboob and why not, really? We've traveled so far down into the celebrity bunghole that we're now analyzing their boogers, so the answer is no, there is no bottom here. That said, enjoy Clown Tits (That's her name… More »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.15.14

By: Photo Boy / May 15, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed where after my brief hiatus from tit scouting yesterday, I expected to find a treasure trove of celebrity schadenfreude, but was disappointed. I probably blew my load on Peter Dinklage (Easy, Fish, I was just using a metaph-- *grabs slingshot* YOU STAY ON YOUR BUNK OR I'M TELLING… More »


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.13.14

By: Photo Boy / May 13, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed where I'm safe under Emily Ratajkowski's butt to put any words at all down here since nobody's around, so I think I'll do today's jokes in the style of Donald Sterling. What could go wrong? Take a look at Wesley Snipes here, convicted tax cheat and yet he'… More »


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