Crap We Missed

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.11.14

By: Photo Boy / March 11, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for the vileness flooding your brain while you do whatever it is you guys all do for a living. It's elementary schoolteachers, right? I'm going with that. So while you make the kids braid their mother's hair and make nativity dioramas (What? My … More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.10.14

By: Photo Boy / March 10, 2014
Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed where I've been accused of shattering illusions about beloved TV shows (Just admit it, Fish, Cohle blew God so, so hard.) so I embraced it by leading off with Flynn White post coke-rape. While you're trying not to think about Uncle Terry shouting "Call me … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.7.14

By: Photo Boy / March 7, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed with a very special Final Five courtesy of Victoria Silvstedt (That pic's a bonus, because c'mon, really?) who knows that you have to keep the inventory in top shape if you want to move product. From there we get right into Lindsay Lohan in … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.6.14

By: Photo Boy / March 6, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed where I've already forced you to look at a barefaced Ronald McDonald naked in the shower, so allow me to darken this nightmare a little more with Queen Elizabeth subbing for her son in his role of Royal Onlooker of Strange Shit In The Foreground, … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.5.14

By: Photo Boy / March 5, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, our daily feature where I make wildly untrue speculations like this one about how Alec Baldwin raids trash cans now (Sound familiar?) or this one about Ashton Kutcher who haha, what? No, babe, he just thought he recognized that girl from the gym … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.4.14

By: Photo Boy / March 4, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which for a moment, let's pretend exists up Rihanna's butt, like that guy's face up there. Hmm, what have we got in here? *clicks flashlight on* JESUS Tarantino! You scared the shit out of me. What's that? Yeah, I passed them on my way in, … More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.3.14

By: Photo Boy / March 3, 2014
Yep, that's really Bill Clinton with a couple of 100% certified prostitutes. Welcome to Monday's The Crap We Missed which, surprise, is a whole ton more Oscar shit. Fortunately, a lot of it is from the after parties where Lady Gaga got molested by that Versace guy and Olivia … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.27.14

By: Photo Boy / February 27, 2014
Welcome to Thurday's The Crap We Missed or "The Words Under The Titties That Broke Paula Patton's husband's brain." And here I had all kinds of stuff to show you, like Sharon Stone suddenly remembering she's just an actress and doesn't actually know anything about stuff, and Sinead O'Connor doing the … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.26.14

By: Photo Boy / February 26, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed where I've now been informed that in editing this post daily I'm actually complicit in the sexual assault of children except, HAHA!, joke's on you, I've owned a panel van since 2003. So, if you guys think I shouldn't have posted Simon … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.25.14

By: Photo Boy / February 25, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed, a much lighter selection (Haha, get it? She's starving herself to death!!) than yesterday, although still rife with celebrity whorery and Khal Drogo hypnotizing you into following he and his demon bride into the portal to Hell. *walks toward red light* Wait, I don't … More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.24.14

By: Photo Boy / February 24, 2014
Welcome to a very full-size Monday's The Crap We Missed thanks to a weekend stuffed with crazy. We've got Simon Cowell nursing his baby mama, the reemergence of Paula Deen and her undying penchant for making men behave like service animals, Jermaine Jackson's hair, brought to you by Sharpie™, and … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.21.14

By: Photo Boy / February 21, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, where I'm back in my usual co-pilot seat navigating you straight through all random butts and Lamar Odom-jerking-off-during-a-physicals that I couldn't get to yesterday. I've also got Hayden Panettiere with a two year-old who's already more than half her size, Robert Pattinson who … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.19.14

By: Photo Boy / February 19, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed which I'm not going to lie is almost entirely comprised of pics from last night's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrates 50 Years Of Swim Event, a move almost entirely motivated by cover models Chrissy Tiegen, Lily Aldridge, and Nina Agdal grabbing each other's asses. More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.18.14

By: Photo Boy / February 18, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed where since we've already posted Alec Baldwin's wife's nipples, we decided to lead this thing off with his daugther Ireland's butt, because bears are stupid animals that deserve no respect is what my boss told me, sir, I swear to you it was him. *dips … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.14.14

By: Photo Boy / February 14, 2014
Welcome to a very special bullshit holiday edition of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Karissa Shannon's giant butt, because what better way to commemorate a completely fake and meaningless thing intentionally engineered for the dual purpose of alleviating men of their money and leaving women with a dull sense of … More »

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.13.14

By: Photo Boy / February 13, 2014
Welcome to Thursday's The Crap We Missed where we learn how to say Buy Oats Cheap! in graffiti, as well as the kind of rash your face gets from Sean Penn, and how to casually take a dick selfie from Jeremy Jackson. You'll see it. I'd have something else snarky to … More »

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.12.14

By: Photo Boy / February 12, 2014
Welcome to Wednesday's The Crap We Missed, coming at you before tomorrow's all day snow and ice dickpunch. In anticipation of nature throwing another tree into my circuit breaker, I ressurected the Final Five again and stuffed it full of Gloria's ass. But before you deplete your battery life gazing into that … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.11.14

By: Photo Boy / February 11, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which continues my series 'I Hope To Christ Jonah Hill And Leonardo DiCaprio Never Stop Promoting This Movie.' I haven't seen infatuation like this since Fish was forcibly removed from Toys "R" Us for attempting to shove an entire Lego Avengers Quinjet up his ass. More »

The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.10.14

By: Photo Boy / February 10, 2014
Welcome to Monday'sThe Crap We Missed which I feel awkward even posting because it doesn't have anything to do with old man molesters. Unless you count the entire target audience for the first and last pic of this gallery, Martin Scorsese just twisting the knife in Jonah Hill's side, … More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.7.14

By: Photo Boy / February 7, 2014
Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed, a lighter than usual smattering of celebrity buffoonery on account of us still being in the middle of renegotiating our photo agency deals, which yes, of course, means we're holding out for a live 24/7 video stream of Prince Charles. In the meantime, I've crammed … More »

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