Crap We Missed

Mariah Carey Looks High And Other Link-Beef

*“Baby, baby, baby, shhhhh- mommy’s just trying to find her pizza station…”*

I also have enough link-beef to last the weekend and a bunch of weird pictures from a fashion show in Japan that scared the shit out of me. More »


Jessica Simpson Flashes Her High Beams and More Link-Beef

Apparently impregnating strippers can lead to messy divorces, Caitlyn Jenner’s book is full of shit, Zoe Saldana celebrated Halloween early this year, and Mike Pence weighs in on Jessica Simpson’s massive bazoombas… … More »


Here’s A Video Of Kate Upton Doing Something In A School Uniform

I thought I saw Ricky Martin for a second, but I was pretty distracted… More »


Hans Zimmer Has The Coolest Jam Band Ever

Gone are the days of stinky hippies with hula hoops smoking ‘wacky-tobacky’, it’s 2017 and the kids are taking hardcore designer drugs, losing their virginity on Instagram, and listening to industrial orchestras jam the Inception score. More »


Jesy Nelson And Perrie Edwards Holding Hands On The Beach And Other Link-Beef

Kendrick Lamar’s new album snuck out today and it’s awesome. [HipHopDX]

 

Prince Harry gave Megan Markle a disappointing ring. [TMZ]

 

Lady Gaga smashes the Coachella patriarchy. [Newser] … More »


CJ Franco Scratches Her Head And Gives Off Some Under-Butt

Pretty slow day today, here’s model CJ Franco hanging out by a fountain for those who can’t stand to read actual news about how everything in the world sucks… More »


Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Are Going Steady And It’s Cute

“We were dating since 2013 but we just “liked” each other. Now we like, “like-like” each other so things are pretty serious.” More »


Paddleboarder Photobombs Sammy Mitchell And Other Things

Eva Longoria showed up in Longoria, Spain and acted like a tourist. [TooFab]

 

After crying over french fries, Shia LaBeouf moved to Finland and put himself in time out. [E!]

 

and more… … More »


Nicole Richie Got Slapped In The Face… Ten Years Too Late

Alright, if she was trying to promote a reboot of “The Simple Life,” maybe I’d think this was great, but I’ve moved on… If your reaction to this was “finally!” then you probably suck. More »


Gordon Ramsay Treats His Kids Like They Forgot Rice In The Risotto

He doesn’t want to share his $100+ million fortune with his kids because he wants to instill a work ethic in them – SOMEONE CALL CHILD SERVICES!! More »


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