Crap We Missed

Rita Ora Doing Bikini Things

It’s memorial day weekend and I’ve got mistakes to make so we’re just going to keep running with this scantly-clad celeb stalking thing… More »


Bella Hadid Is Showering On A Giant Yacht Again

Also someone drove a semi truck into the front of the Bunny Ranch (it didn’t get him laid), the Dirty Dancing remake was a heap of shit, the Dance Mom lady doesn’t realize she’s a horrible person, and more… More »


Gouge Your Eyes Out To This Rob Gronkowski Music Video

“Let’s surround Gronk with boobs and call it a day, I’ve got a thing later this afternoon…” More »


Lady Victoria Hervey Dressed Like A Creamsicle Swamp Monster

From the depths of a bog behind a Pinkberry, Lady Victoria Hervey has emerged to mate. More »


Montana Politician ‘Body-Slammed’ A Reporter Because America

KEEEEYAWWWW!!! *eagle swoops over field of boobs* More »


Victoria’s Secret Model Elsa Hosk Doing Bikini Things

What’s the deal with all the people taking pictures at this same pool that looks like the deck of the Titanic? Did Cannes Film Fest commission a paparazzi observation deck here or something? Also… TODAY’S LINKS! More »


Critics Are Saying Baywatch Sucks… Which Means It’s About to Make a Ton of Money

It’s a meat show chock-full of homophobia, dick jokes, and an ironclad money-making action plotline – of course it’s going to sell tickets, this is why they made Grown Ups 2. More »


Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend Is Probably an Illuminati Poster Child

One day this guy is graduating college, the next he’s smashing Taylor Swift and co-starring in movies with Emma Stone and Kristen Stewart… Coincidence? I THINK NOT! More »


Mark And Donnie Want To Bring Their Wicked Wahlburgers to Times Square

Nothing says “over-expansive franchise with mediocre food” like a Times Square location. More »


Hello Salma Hayek’s Boobs, Here Are Today’s Links

Also… Jessica Simpson was very well-spoken about what’s inside her vagina on the Ellen show, Nicki Minaj probably goes over to Nas’ house to play Wii-U and eat pizza bagels, and more. More »


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