The “Oops I superglued my butt to a brick” pose.
From Sears glamour shots to geriatric porn.
I feel like our universe splits into two parallel dimensions, starting with this pictures. From that point onwards, two realities diverge: in one, this girl took some good advice, and underwent some top notch surgery, to become Blake Lively. In the other, she became the skanky oompahloompah pumpkin handler known as Courtney Stodden.
What??? They said, they SWORE her breasts were real not FAKE!!!!! You mean they LIED to me? I can’t BELIEVE IT.
um yes please..(the brick next door)
My momma always said only give the boys a little tasting of hidden sweet chocolates till he is willing to give a ring on left wedding finger …
She’s wearing something in her bra. Her husband is an actor experienced fellow. It’s an act I tell ya.
So basically these are the pre-plastic surgery pictures..before the breast implants.
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Courtney Stodden before she discovered bleach, tanning salons, silicone and the lucrative art of child bridalry.