Courtney Stodden sunbathes topless at Ventura Beach. (December 5, 2013)
Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner
Could anyone explain why some women think duck lips and oversized fake tits make them look more attractive? (Disclaimer: I’m not against fake tits, just against ones you use at hot air balloon festivals.)
I’m gonna let you in on a secret…. Bitches be dumb.
Stodden-Level Logic :
-Blow-up dolls have giant open mouths with huge lips and tits
-Guys like to fuck blow-up dolls
-If I look like a blow up doll, guys will want to fuck me
I would definitely have to “trip” walking by her
She seems to have some stretchmarks on those big things.
My bad .. The stretchmarks are from my dick forcing its way between her funbags.
I imagine her consultation with her plastic surgeon going like this:
“I want my tits to look like THAT, and my lips to look like THAT”
“uh, that’s a fruit basket and a fish tank”
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