She’s weighing the logistics of getting a bigger dog vs a younger boyfriend.
This could take a while.
Someone suggest a younger boyfriend with a tongue the size of a bigger dog’s; it should cause her head to explode. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
Double D’s don’t deliver Doug’s dolomite dirigible. Don’t despair, digging discovery of dog’s delightfully disguised, deliciously darling doggy dong.
Something something something here comes the lipstick…
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