“Listen girlfriend, I don’t want to embarrass you, but I know someone who can help you with your flat chest.”
“Ha! Yeah, um, I don’t want to embarrass you, but no you don’t.”
When I was 19 I dated a 30 year old. I thought that was embarassing until – this. She is going to regret it just as every teen who dates a much older guy will.
Courtney, enrol into university – even become a beautician or something if you don’t want to be a lawyer – get an education because that relationship wont last. Oh and maybe start buying Vogue to learn about real fashion – rather than getting your tips from coked up strippers.
P.s. Doug Hutchison, I give you five years before you become a lonely old man eating pizza out of a box and having to pay your ex large sums of money because you didn’t sign a pre-nup.
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