Courtney Stodden Kicked Out of Pumpkin Patch Cuz Ur Mom’s Jelly

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison at Lombardi Pumpkin Patch in Valencia, CA. (October 22, 2011)
7 Comments
  1. JC

    “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the kids cain’t make a jackerlantern out of those. I’mma go with the punkins.”

    Oct 27, 2011 at 10:57 am /  Reply /20
  2. just here for laughs

    Proof that all sense of moral decency does not exist with these two.

    Oct 27, 2011 at 11:11 am /  Reply /10
    • Jack Ketch

      You needed proof ?? lol They’re already bigger liars than the Lohans and Kardashians … if that’s even possible.

      Oct 27, 2011 at 11:16 am /  Reply /10
  3. Pip pip cheery-o

    Jesus Christ, I can tolerate a lot, but come the fuck on! If I was a mom there with my children I’d be terrified that they were gonna start filming porn right there on the pumpkins. You notice how everyone’s turned away from them? Yeah, that’s a good sign YOU’RE MAKING EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE. But what’s the standard douchebag, fucktard response to that? “I don’t care what people think.”
    Yeah, even the poor little children who know what they’ve seen is wrong.

    Oct 28, 2011 at 8:30 am /  Reply /20
  4. Pip pip cheery-o

    Scratch that “who” out of the last sentence.
    You know, I’d respect her more if she’d just do porn then act decent in public.

    Oct 28, 2011 at 8:32 am /  Reply /11
    • JP

      Exactly. Who dresses like a porn star, grabbing her tits at a pumpkin patch geared towards kids and family? She IS a fucktard.

      Oct 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm /  Reply /20
  5. Charro

    And then they claimed the DADS loved it, but the moms were just jealous??? Yeah, sorry, you have to be 18 to go to a strip club, we don’t want a free peep show for our KIDS while we’re picking out a freaking PUMPKIN, you fucking idiots! They should have been arrested, not just thrown out. See how ‘jelly’ the judge will be!

    Nov 30, 2011 at 5:08 am /  Reply /10

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