Ok hotshot, pop quiz.
Your stuck on an island with these two. The only way off is to screw one of them.
What do you do?
The one on the left looks somehow less high maintenance and less made of plastic. And much less dead inside.
On this island, is there a volleyball with a hand print in the shape of a face? Does the volleyball have a man’s name like Wilson?
Either way, I’d rather fuck the volleyball with a man’s name than these 2. It would probably be easier to have an intelligent conversation with too.
I’d start building a house, while coming to terms with my new and forever island life.
jerk off until i die…
Kill them both, and indulge my long repressed taste for human flesh and a solitary life.
Each of Courtney’s silicon implants doubles as a flotation device – you could kill them both, eat dinner, pack a snack, and walk out of there.
ALL these comments should be on the next Most Important shiiit just snarfed moscato up my nose & don’t mind!
Miley is taller than I thought.
I know it hasn’t been settled whether the creature on the right is a man or a woman, but what about the thing on the left? A manly face with a female physique.
Surely Harrison Ford, with his knowledge of running blades, is hunting these two by now.
Her taste in men has changed.
So has his.
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Courtney Stodden in West Hollywood. (November 5, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, ROLO/AKM-GSI