1. “ok honey, pretend to look over there while i pretend to point at something interesting while the papparazzi take pictures of us while we pretend not to notice “

  2. Meh

    “I think I left the last shred of my dignity somewhere overrrrrrrr…there.”

  3. qwerty

    So her feet just permanently look like that?

  4. C

    There is no WAY those boobs are real….hey all let’s just put our heels and make up and go to the beach…lol

  5. McGee

    To me, sensitive poet that I am, the dark roots just scream out “bend me over and plunder my backdoor!”… lol.

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