“ok honey, pretend to look over there while i pretend to point at something interesting while the papparazzi take pictures of us while we pretend not to notice “
“I think I left the last shred of my dignity somewhere overrrrrrrr…there.”
So her feet just permanently look like that?
Yes. Like Barbie feet. Only hers are more plastic.
There is no WAY those boobs are real….hey all let’s just put our heels and make up and go to the beach…lol
To me, sensitive poet that I am, the dark roots just scream out “bend me over and plunder my backdoor!”… lol.
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