1. Cornbread

    The Hills Have Eyes + Debbie Does Dallas = Their marriage.

  2. Gidget

    Isn’t this illegal? I mean it’s basically porn and she’s underage.

  3. Dox

    “Sadly, after her crotch was exposed to air, the entire pumpkin patch wilted and died. The owners were seen hastily leaving as they screamed something about Amityville and Tuna Fish.”

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