“Sir, I’m sorry you cant bring that tramp in here!”
“What do you mean? Haven’t you seen Sister Act?”
Those leather pants are a sin all by them self.
He must be trying out for The Village People. And bringing The Whore of Babylon to church, no less.
“Oh, it’s so good to see a man attending church with his granddaughter.”
“Sir, would you and your…um…’friend’ care to use our hand sanitizer before entering? I’m afraid I’ll have to insist.”
“Is this the teen prostitute you’re bringing in to the shelter?”
YOU DON’T GO TO CHURCH FUCKING LIKE THAT!!
Gramma lady to Doug: “Oh how lovely you’ve bought your daughter to church. trying to get her off the streets and away from prostitution? good luck to you my son”
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