Courtney Stodden washes somebody's borrowed Mercedes in lingerie which is really the only way to properly clean a vehicle. Back me up, Michael Bay. (May 12, 2012)
Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner
She should rinse that sponge before she starts putting her turtle wax on it.
Pictured: Sliding spray tan forming a not-so-happy trail, busted toes hanging off fug platforms
Not Pictured: Sex appeal, dignity, shame
Love the soulless, dead eyes in this one.
“U.G.L.Y you ain’t got no alibi, you ugly, you ugIy! I don’t care how you feel, you ain’t got no sex appeal, you ugly, you ugly, you, you ugly!”
I hope that’s soap on that sponge and not an overflowing yeast infection
It’s stupid how obvious it is that the bra is padded. Her boobs aren’t even filling the entire thing. She should just dress normal like the rest of us.
This is gross.
Oh well, one person’s disgusting vulgarity is another’s erotic dream.
her bra is like 2 sizes too large. Her boobs only fill half of it
Look at that face. As a medical specialist I believe I’ve made a discovery called ‘Acute Adult Onset Bell’s Palsy’. Read all about it in an upcoming issue of the New England Journal of Medicine and Skank.
We’re gonna need a bigger sponge.
Vile. That is all.
Photoshopped out : the grey , faked tan colored water hitting the ground and drool coming out of the side of her mouth .
All someone has to do it get behind the wheel…..
How is this not child porn legally speaking? How are her “husband” and parents not arrested for prostituting out a minor? How are these gossip sites not being prosecuted for purchasing and hosting these vulgar, offensive pictures of a child under the age of 18? And most importantly, how disappointed do you think her husband is when she takes off her bra and he is forced to remember she has small b’s on her bet days?
Because there’s no way on God’s green earth this skank is a day under 30.
She has the body of an AIDS patient.
. . .and the face of a woman, well, her actual age, whatever that may be.
When did copping a squat become sexy?
i’d like to punch her in the mouth … with my penis
She really doesn’t do this enough.
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