“See Courtney, all you have to do is vigorously rub the neck of this thing and it shoots all over. Now let me get Mr. Happy out and you can show Daddy how you do it.”
Ooops! Premature again!
Those shows are idiotic looking.
You know what else is idiotic? You spelling shoes as shows.
it’s so obviously a typo, asswipe.
I hope that’s not alcoholic !!! she’s still got 4 years to go!!
She’s standing on the champagne glasses.
He’s giving a teenager alcohol? Oh, that’s how he got her to marry him.
lol I love how she is able to scratch the backs of her knees while standing.
he looks like a lesbian
bice cheap ass spray tan. creepy & weird.
YES I was having the same thought. Spray tan FAIL
THESE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS.
nothing like a lil girl trying to look older than what she really is with her fake boobs and padded bras and with an old fart for a husband, jeesus, don’t worry courtney your hours in the sun is already aging you by the decades honey, just keep doing what you do best and look like a worn out hooker before you hit 20.
Damn her! That’s the same outfit I wore to the office today. Now, it looks like I’m copying her!
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