Yeah, that girl better keep wearing those playbot t-shirts ’cause that’s the only actual gigs she’ll ever get once she turns 18…

He’s confused to see so much clothing on her.

Fish, your photo captions are WIN today

A note to whatever upstanding citizen decides to take matters into his own hands and kill these two:

When you go to dump the bodies in the water to dispose of them, remember to slit their bellies open so that the decomposition gases won’t float their corpses back to the surface.

No, no… don’t thank me…

“She has no fucking clue how shirts work.”

And that’s the way we like it.

P.S. MOAR

Awwwww… won’t anyone notice she isn’t wearing AS much makeup..? And with the shirt on, it IS more clothing that she usually wears too… Of course the only thing she wears that isn’t too small for her is her shoes (why DOES she wear shoes that are too big for her anyway?!?!?), but it is a start… right??!? (insert hopeful face here)

He gets to have a wife AND kid all in one person and by the looks of it she tries to save him money by not buying anything that looks over $10. That’s a bargain!

Thank you for these pictures. I have no clue who these idiots are but I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

what a slut and whore she is!

I guess there are some sectarian feeding techniques involved there, ones based on starving the subject in order to manipulate the subject more easily. Otherwise I cannot explain myself why she is so thin while acting so dumb with that creepy guy at the same time.

none of u have mention this. You do know that these 2 r on a reality show? “Couples therapy” Syfy channel wed nights @10PM, oh and Doug as a new hairdo.