(Through clenched teeth) take the fucking picture…I can’t stay like this much longer!
I’d hit that . . . With a wooden baseball bat. I’m sure that would knock some sense into her.
“Oh my god, my head! What happened? Do I have implants? Where that hell did these come from? *looks in mirror* I’ve aged 10 years! How much makeup is on my face? I used to be so young and pretty! What the- is this a wedding ring? Who the hell am I married to?”
“Sweetheart, are you all right? Did my beautiful teen bride hurt herself?”
Whattup Christina Aguilera?
For anyone who still thinks she had breast implants…this picture is the perfect example of stuffed bra trickery.
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