There it is….like two enormous Xmas hams accessorized with a leopard print handkerchief.
Yeah, I do that too. I walk around the beach holding up my ass.
Do you look as awesome as she does in a thong bikini? Somehow I doubt it!
Damn dude. She’s a fat bitch you need to lighten the fuck up.
My reply is to DKK
Where’s a hungry great white when you need one?
Perhaps she needs more fiber in her diet. Imminent assplosion.
She’s trying to sneak a fart out in a “ssssshhhhh” instead of a “BAAAWHOOOGAH”
NO MATTER WHAT ANGLE YOU ARE REALLY BEAUTIFUULLLLL.
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