Pregnancy at the Cockroach festival will skyrocket this year.
40 more reasons I’m glad I stayed home.
Kneel before Skarsgard
I love that he didn’t dressed up to look like a hippie
She’s not falling for that “glamouring” bullshit his kind is known to do
Is that Hamm on his left?!? Dear God! RUN!!!!
“Goddamit I am pregnant. How am I going to break this to my husband?”
I suddenly feel dizzy and something growing inside my uterus.
“If you’re that close to an orgasm I could actually stick it in and put you right over the edge.”
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