1. “Would the owner of the Black Model T Ford please report to guest services. Your lights are on.”

  2. How unusual Leo surrounded by Pussy, yawn.

  3. There is only one good reason to go to Coachella and Leo knows what it is: Cheap, available young pussy.

  4. “Lady, I just finished banging some hot Asian girl over there. Give me 10 minutes and I’ll do you next.”

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