“Slow down! We’re not done pretending to be a couple yet! Our contract with Summit Entertainment lasts until ‘Twilight: The Complete Saga’ 8-disc Blue-ray is released!”
You know this festival has lost all semblance of its original purpose when tourists showed up on the sidelines and take pictures (see fat guy in Hawaiian shirt)
Those fuckers are still together?
-“Roobeeeert!!! Um, like, um, hold uuuuup!!! People will, um, like, figure outyou don’t like me!!!!”
-“Get away from me cunt!”
“Hurry up dammit, we’re going to miss the face painting booth! I didn’t get my butterfly last year.”
In this picture Ms. Stewart looks scrawny and homely. I just saw Snow White and the Huntsman the other day and I am once again amazed at the craftiness of Hollywood makeup artists.
They are both feeling effects of the burritos. Last to port-a-potty loses more than race.
“Hurry up girl, the sunlight is coming!”
They should stay together. They both have an incredible knack for looking unwashed and really stupid.
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