Christina Aguilera's Skin-Tight Star-Spangled Jeans

Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler at The Grove in Los Angeles. (November 5, 2012)
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Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

16 Comments
  1. Josephus

    No, I’m pretty sure that’s the flag from the Giants-Steelers game this weekend.

    Nov 6, 2012 at 1:05 pm /  Reply /81
  2. LilDeuceDeuce

    Star-spangled bantha.

    Nov 6, 2012 at 1:15 pm /  Reply /40
  3. Josie

    wtf is she wearin in her hair?! Kinda looks like ringworm

    Nov 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm /  Reply /110
  4. Diggy

    Xtina – “Speaking of ‘ButtFuck People’…”

    Nov 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm /  Reply /10
  5. Squiggy

    Damnit…She just ended 35 years of crushing on Wonder Woman in half of a second flat. The Star Spangled Panties are dead to me now.

    Nov 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm /  Reply /20
  6. Mike

    damn i want those jeans, too cute!

    Nov 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm /  Reply /12
  7. Froghammer

    Ever been hit in the head really hard and saw stars? Those jeans went on plain blue.

    Nov 6, 2012 at 2:52 pm /  Reply /10
  8. Tron

    And if you look closely, there’s a galaxy with planets, rotating around one of the those stars. I just found extraterrestrial life on Xtinas ass!! Your move SETI.

    Nov 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm /  Reply /20
  9. Sir William

    Bitch could have fit the whole Milky Way galaxy on her ass, but Milky Ways are part of the problem.

    Nov 6, 2012 at 3:35 pm /  Reply /50
  10. Alexxx

    I have no problem with a middle eastern country burning this.

    Nov 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm /  Reply /01
  11. Alec

    I bet she can rip some amazing sounding farts.

    Nov 12, 2012 at 1:13 am /  Reply /10
  12. Jessica Dunbar

    She looks like a fatter Cyndi Lauper.

    Nov 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Katie White Greene

    Could someone break it to her that she is 32 and a mom? Dressing like you’re twelve when you are in your 3rd decade smacks of desperation. Also see Mariah Cary.

    Nov 19, 2012 at 10:34 pm /  Reply /30

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