1. FYI Christina, spanx are to be worn underneath your clothing to camouflage your malformed, grotesque ass, and not as an actual article of clothing which highlights them.

  2. Hobo Killer

    Looks like my 55 year old aunt

  3. StayPuft Overlord

    It’s like God pulled a rip cord on her ass.

    God: You’ve been hot way too long, it’s time to let the younger babes get a shot.

    ::::::pulls ripcord on Christina’s ass:::::::

    God: Christina, say hello to Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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