I have the weirdest boner right now.
I know what you mean….
Nothing weird about that. I totally would still hit a fat Christina like the fist of an angry god.
The only advice I want from an orange oompa-loompa is how to get the golden ticket for Wonkaville.
ewww still HUGE and has trailer park written all over her. looks like a blonde snooki.
Voice of Hunger Relief? So you mean to tell me that whenever she sings her shitty music she gets fatter?
This reminds me when Sally Struthers would would talk about feeding the starving children.
You know what’s weird? I was just thinking about eating out Christina Aguilera and bam..this story hits.
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