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  1. Dina Crackwhore

    If it bleeds, we can kill it.

  2. Cock Dr

    Does she not own a full length mirror?

  3. It’s not blood, really.

    It’s gravy from the roast she stashed away for later

  4. Not surprising that it happened. Whenever I just listen to her music my ears bleed. I can only imagine that this would happen when you are singing it.

  5. Maybe I’m naive but I believe it’s a fake tan gone awry. If it were something else, why wouldn’t it be down both legs?

    • Misana

      same way you get a leak on one side and not the other. I REALLY hope.. that’s not what it is.

    • Bert

      It is on both legs. Look at all the photos. On her left leg, it’s more toward the back but eventually it trickles forward to leave a pretty line on her leg.

  6. Misana

    OH. MY. GOD!

  7. ITSME

    Whatever it is its not a good look!!!

  8. Boo

    She is getting to a BIG GIRL I think she trying to get the big contract from Jenny Craig so she can lose all that FAT!

  9. bearandbu

    Oversings. Overeats. Who gives a shit about this no-talent cow?

    • that's fucking right

      christina is extremely talented. EX TREMELY

      And I give her so much support for attending such a funeral despite whatever womanly issues may have occurred. It was beautiful.

      Jesus, it’s natural. What’s wrong with all you people?

  10. Tricky_Fish

    I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation… Now you’re putting the whole concert in jeopardy.

  11. So I’m assuming we can put to rest all of the people who have been denying the “she’s getting fat” comments, and universally accept that Christina Aguilera is officially recognized as “really fucking gross”

  12. Beth

    While I wish it was blood (helluva story), it really looks like fake tanner. It doesn’t look like period-blood at all. But, with that white-ass hair, she shouldn’t be going so dark with her skin. It’s way too Anna Nicole Smith. Somebody please, get this she-man a stylist.

  13. The O

    Giving her best “Heil! Hitler” yet made her wet and a little weak at the knees.

  14. Lambda

    From a fellow creature that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die, that ain’t blood.

  15. Mia

    Ya sure it was self tanner. I never saw a woman drip ‘sweat’ from her thighs especially since she didn’t look hot or sweaty. At the end of the video she rubs her leg against the ‘streaked’ leg. She obviously knew she sprung a leak. Those high notes strained it out of her. She sounds like an old blowser.

  16. What the hell happened to the pretty girl from Pittsburgh? She is a frigging cow! I hate to say this but Brittany Spears wins!

  17. Pewpsock

    Never. Trust. A. Fart.

  18. Funeral Poop

    SHE SHIT ON STAGE AT A FUNERAL. SHE SHIT ON STAGE AT A FUNERAL.
    FOR THOSE OF YOU JUST WAKING UP FROM MASS HYSTERIA.

    CHRISTINA AGUILERA SHIT ON STAGE AT A FUNERAL.

    Capslock is cruise control for cool.

  19. fred

    Maybe she just hit the brown note.

  20. Among all the socially inept, virginal, unattractive, glib male bloggers..who are sociapaths, Superficial, you’re the best…among socially inept, virginal, unattractive glib male bloggers..who are sociopaths and jealous of famous celebs who can have sex and not have to pay for it. Always keep in mind that ALL women that you condemn as unattractive and gross are not nearly as unattractive, gross and unfu**able AS YO SELF.

  21. THE SITE ADMINISTRATOR IS A MYSOGINSTIC UN F**KABLE ASS HOLE OR BILL MAHER’S BABY COUSIN ON CRACK.

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