Christina, saggy boobs, fat, and hiding Peter Dinklage under your skirt is no way to go through life.
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her, boys! The boss is on a roll.
She did the trick, the trainer should throw her a fish….
Haha – Danielle, Ursula was the first thing to pop into my head, too!
I thought Ursula died at the end of The Little Mermaid…
Not pictured: a catapult throwing food into her mouth.
Your mind powers will not work on me boy. Slurp.
Watch it, it fits.
And finally Monsieur, a wafer thin mint.
Looks like Jabba the Hut found a plastic surgeon and the right lipstick color.
Oh, also, someone please create a side-by-side of this: http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2786-11253.gif
Since everyone has such a negative opinion of her looks, I guess it’s a bitch for you all being so damn perfect. Of all the sweat hogs walking the planet, you’ll give her crap for being fat, well she isn’t. I bet she is looks better and is in better shape than the bag of fat you’re sleeping with, if you’re sleeping with anyone at all.
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Christina Aguilera at the 2012 Winter TCA Tour in Pasedena. (January 6, 2012)