1. Christina, saggy boobs, fat, and hiding Peter Dinklage under your skirt is no way to go through life.

  2. danielle

    Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her, boys! The boss is on a roll.

  3. SuperDave


  4. She did the trick, the trainer should throw her a fish….

  5. abee

    Haha – Danielle, Ursula was the first thing to pop into my head, too!

  6. jballs

    I thought Ursula died at the end of The Little Mermaid…

  7. UniversalUgly

    Not pictured: a catapult throwing food into her mouth.

  8. pdubs

    Your mind powers will not work on me boy. Slurp.

  9. steffo

    Roseanne Barr!!!

  10. And finally Monsieur, a wafer thin mint.

  11. Mardi

    Looks like Jabba the Hut found a plastic surgeon and the right lipstick color.

  12. Mardi

    Oh, also, someone please create a side-by-side of this:

  13. Griffin

    Since everyone has such a negative opinion of her looks, I guess it’s a bitch for you all being so damn perfect. Of all the sweat hogs walking the planet, you’ll give her crap for being fat, well she isn’t. I bet she is looks better and is in better shape than the bag of fat you’re sleeping with, if you’re sleeping with anyone at all.

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