Christina Aguilera at the 2012 Winter TCA Tour in Pasedena. (January 6, 2012)
Christina, saggy boobs, fat, and hiding Peter Dinklage under your skirt is no way to go through life.
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her, boys! The boss is on a roll.
She did the trick, the trainer should throw her a fish….
Haha – Danielle, Ursula was the first thing to pop into my head, too!
I thought Ursula died at the end of The Little Mermaid…
Not pictured: a catapult throwing food into her mouth.
Your mind powers will not work on me boy. Slurp.
Watch it, it fits.
And finally Monsieur, a wafer thin mint.
Looks like Jabba the Hut found a plastic surgeon and the right lipstick color.
Oh, also, someone please create a side-by-side of this: http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2786-11253.gif
Since everyone has such a negative opinion of her looks, I guess it’s a bitch for you all being so damn perfect. Of all the sweat hogs walking the planet, you’ll give her crap for being fat, well she isn’t. I bet she is looks better and is in better shape than the bag of fat you’re sleeping with, if you’re sleeping with anyone at all.
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