Christina, saggy boobs, fat, and hiding Peter Dinklage under your skirt is no way to go through life.

Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her, boys! The boss is on a roll.

BBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPP

She did the trick, the trainer should throw her a fish….

Haha – Danielle, Ursula was the first thing to pop into my head, too!

I thought Ursula died at the end of The Little Mermaid…

Not pictured: a catapult throwing food into her mouth.

Your mind powers will not work on me boy. Slurp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoMzyQulHJ0&feature=player_embedded

Watch it, it fits.

Roseanne Barr!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214

And finally Monsieur, a wafer thin mint.

Looks like Jabba the Hut found a plastic surgeon and the right lipstick color.

Oh, also, someone please create a side-by-side of this: http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2786-11253.gif

Since everyone has such a negative opinion of her looks, I guess it’s a bitch for you all being so damn perfect. Of all the sweat hogs walking the planet, you’ll give her crap for being fat, well she isn’t. I bet she is looks better and is in better shape than the bag of fat you’re sleeping with, if you’re sleeping with anyone at all.