Chrissy Teigen in New York City. (September 30, 2013)
-Photo: Splash News
40-Something Douchebag: I’m gonna get a pic o dis ho and put it on my myspace page…god i’m so lame I want to die
30-Something Fucktard: How you doin’ baby. Like the Crocs? 100% all American beef baby. Is my dew rag on straight?
Chrissy Teigen: killmenow killmenow killmenow killmenow ooh, paparazzi.
Nice Do-Rags, white dudes.
The guy on the right looks like “Jesus” from The Big Lebowski, PedaAss. Really Crocs with socks? His friend is a walking advert for condoms, penis head.
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