holy butterface on a muffin batman!
There was a physical shock, like an unexpected kick in the groin when I tracked from boobs up to face…
Your fault for tracking up in the first place.
I know, and I’ve learned my lesson. Really, I feel like I’ve grown as a person as a result.
Hold everything! Does it have its own Facebook?
but without nipples for some reason
God that is a horrid mug shot but I seldom bother to look that high anyway… :)
“Biggie Smalls…. Biggie Smalls… Biggie Sma….”
I was disappointed. It’s a cross between the wookie Kardashian sister & JLo and it ain’t working.
Those probably aren’t real either. Meh.
She’s got a forehead like a moai…
“Oh yeah, she’s definitely a 24.”
“Pairs of chromosomes.”
Not really a good look with a 5 head like that to crop the top of her hair out of the picture.
Makes her look downsey. A totally hitable, I’d destroy that ish downsey, but downsey nonetheless.
Anybody say “butterface” yet? Because yeah.
OH please.. her face is fine.. I’m more concerned about the outward pointing nipples… that can’t give you good self-esteem. :(
You guys are insane, that is one hot woman
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