1. Jonas Grumby

    Take notes fellas, its one beer to get her to a buzzy smile, so what, maybe three-four more to get her top off? Bring along a good sideman to draw off her cockblocking friend.

  2. MyRightOne

    “Charlize Theron’s Swedish Penis-Ravaged Face”
    So, um, this Swedish penis-ravaged face thingy…can I pop into the local spa and schedule an appointment along with a full body massage? No? What?

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