Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones at The 85th Annual Academy Awards in Los Angeles. (February 24, 2013) -Photo: Getty
“Well, I didn’t want to do it this way, all public and embarrassing, but, I am leaving you. You know this would have ended so much simpler if you just would have died from the cancer I gave you.”
Sorry, babe. Maybe we should get throat cancer from other people now?
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