Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones at The 85th Annual Academy Awards in Los Angeles. (February 24, 2013) -Photo: Getty
“Yes, the vagina, or as I like to call it “The Death Trap”. V-A-G-I-N-A. It’s right in that area or so I’m told.”
Michael: “Her she-devil did this to me”
Background Lady: “Huh, I knew it”
Catherine: “Bitch, what’d you say? Don’t make me come over there”
“H.P.V. as in ‘Her Pussy’s Vicious’. Amiright Guys?”
I totally believe him when he says that’s how he got it. I mean, I caught throat cancer by licking my own self. I’m real flexible.
srsly. its the notorious cancer vag of hollywood.
i know- who woulda guessed.
She is from Whales. Not NYC. Bur who cares! She is a snatch face.
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