I would drag my dick through a mile off broken glass, just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
it’s pathetic that people like jay try so hard to be funny.
Woah!…. thats a big bitch!
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers….
Now do you FINALLY see why the fuck horny old Simone praised her on “American Idol”???? Sure wasn’t the singing/screaming/yelling. These pics gave me no BONER at all, understandably. I got t-shirt where I cross out ‘wood’ in her name and replace it with ‘wear’
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Carrie Underwood in Tahiti. (July 16, 2010)