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Lady Gaga Has An Armpit Tattoo, Also Side Boob

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
Remember Lady Gaga? Used to be Paul from The Wonder Years? Eh, it doesn't matter. Here she is showing off her new armpit tattoo in England which I'm posting because you can see her side boob, and side boob isn't Bill Cosby raping people. "Allegedly." A topic… More »

Stop Asking Serious Artist Baby Goose To Be ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ Girl

By: Photo Boy / November 20, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Yesterday, we spent some time considering whether or not Thor could get us off harder than any other chiseled actor, and today, we'll spend even more time thinking about one of the guys who didn't get that honor. I want to make it perfectly clear that when we're casually… More »

Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
- Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip] - This is what Kylie Jenner looks like without 800 pounds of war paint. [Fishwrapper] - Donald Sutherland thinks Jennifer Lawrence is Jesus, so guess who saw the nudes. [Dlisted] - Rip-Roaring Redheads Coming In Hot [theCHIVE]… More »

Don’t Friend Taryn Manning On Facebook

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014
Crossroads star (That was entirely relevant.) Taryn Manning has been arrested for threatening a former friend/maybe ex-girlfriend in violation of a previous restraining order, according to TMZ: Taryn had been ordered to stay away from Jeanine Heller, a former pal after the two ended up in court and a judge issued… More »

Thor Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

By: Photo Boy / November 19, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Thor: The Dark World was a pile of shit, but definitely included a gratuitous shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth because we really are a race of slightly smarter apes who still kill each other over shiny objects. Which is why every year the magazine who's very… More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014
- Gwyneth Paltrow is an Oscar-winning contextual commerce-person. And don't you forget it! [Lainey Gossip] - The Duggars are still awful. [Fishwrapper] - The Parents Television Council just now figured out there's fucking on Sons of Anarchy? [Dlisted] - Enjoy The Tan Lines Before They Fade Away [… More »

Bella Thorne In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014
A while ago, I had to deal with an annoying situation involving Bella Thorne that really should've persuaded me from doing things like giving her free publicity by posting paparazzi photos of her on the site. But then she wore a bikini in Miami yesterday, and I don't need to tell… More »

Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014
- There are Benedict Cumberbatch engagement truthers now? Goddammit, Internet... [Lainey Gossip] - June Shannon is in Dumb and Dumber To. Yup. [Fishwrapper] - There's a Christian version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Of course. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE] - Victoria's Silvstedt'… More »

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2014
- Fifty Shades of Grey has a new trailer. Where's the pube-pulling?! [Lainey Gossip] - It's the vagina cake from Snooki's baby shower. You read that right. [Fishwrapper] - Evan Rachel Wood is done being a lesbian already. [Dlisted] - If You Like Tattoos Get In Here [… More »

Science Beat Kim Kardashian’s Ass

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
On Wednesday, Kim Kardashian's naked ass and vulva seemed to have consumed everything in its path. I hate to admit this, but I literally had no clue the Philae lander landed on a comet, that's how far my head was up her butt. Did you see how oily it… More »

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
Last week's South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton's bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I'm probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it's attached to. More »

Michelle Lewin Has A Butt, Too, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
- Mila Kunis does not have post-partum depression. Don't be assholes. [Lainey Gossip] - Why does Jennifer Aniston have one satin-wrapped tit out? [Dlisted] - Congratulations, Kylie Jenner, you look like the oldest Kardashian now. [Fishwrapper] - Kim Kardashian's ass is a Keurig now. [theCHIVE] - Taylor… More »

Amanda Bynes Was Never Homeless, Let’s Stop Believing Her Shit

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
After being photographed sleeping inside a mall, it's just been assumed that Amanda Bynes is homeless because her parents have a conservatorship over her finances. Plus Heidi Montag's huge cartoon tits offered her a place to stay, and it seemed like a good idea to believe them… More »

Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Take More Naked Pictures If You Kill Her, People

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
Here's Jennifer Lawrence outside The Late Show with David Letterman where later that night, she'd walk over to sign some fan's autographs only to have them kick down a metal barrier, sending her fleeing to her car. And if you think I'm going to try and pin this o… More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
- Maybe Joaquin Phoenix could've handled being in the Marvel machine. [Lainey Gossip] - Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party was 80% models. Of course. [Dlisted] - Niecy Nash knows the secret to a happy marriage and it's blowjays. Constant blowjays. [Fishwrapper] - Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? More »

Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, "Aw, fuck it." TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it's her last stand before… More »

Chelsea Handler’s Butt Is Naked Now

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
Despite claiming to quit Instagram not even two weeks ago after her naked breasts were pulled down three times (Not a milking joke.), Chelsea Handler is back already. Only this time with her naked butt which she thinks is somehow mocking Kim Kardashian's even though… More »

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
Just hours before Kim Kardashian's naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There's another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly… More »

Good Morning, Brina Chantal, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
- Something about Jennifer Aniston and a cock ring if I'm reading this right. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lawrence will never join Twitter because she hates you, Internet. [Dlisted] - Please stop giving a shit about Eminem lyrics. He doesn't matter anymore. [Fishwrapper] - The Vixen Is Elizabeth Hancock… More »

Maitland Ward Is Naked In Space Or Something

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014
Full Disclosure: We are crazy buttslammed from the Bill Cosby memes, so here's a practically naked Maitland Ward on the set of Descent Into The Maelstrom which is apparently an actual movie and not the porn parody for Interstellar. I have no idea how that happened, so… More »

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