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It’s Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
Robert Pattinson's previous girlfriend avoided direct sunlight unless it was to get her vagina licked by another man, so it must be a nice to finally date someone he can take to the beach and who doesn't even complain when the paparazzi take detailed photographs of her taint. And … More »

Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. - *schedules MRI for brain tumor* - Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before his … More »

Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
- Kate Middleton has mastered the side-eye. [Lainey Gossip] - Who the fuck is Azealia Banks? [Fishwrapper] - Julia Roberts shills for Givenchy now. [Dlisted] - Real Pornhub Comments Posted On Stock Images [theCHIVE] - Lena Dunham's book got the wrong person publicly outed as her alleged … More »

Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
It's been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So here's Olivia Wilde in a bikini for no other reason than she's in … More »

Kate Hudson’s Single

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
I'll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson's butt in a bikini in a post, so here's PEOPLE announcing she's called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy: "Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now," Hudson's rep tells PEOPLE. "Despite this, … More »

Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
The last post was some god awful shit, so here's the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion's mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to … More »

Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice's Hipster Pilgrimage. [Lainey Gossip] - Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. [Dlisted] - Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice list. [ … More »

Leonardo DiCaprio Had Sex With A Leonardo DiCaprio Amount of Women

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club in Miami with 20 women, according to NY Daily News, which shouldn't be shocking to anyone, including people who think I'm talking about the Ninja Turtle, and yet I've seen at least 50 headlines about it. So let me explain to you how … More »

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
- Coldplay might finally be over. [Lainey Gossip] - Hey, Eddie Cibrian needs that money to buy laxatives. [Fishwrapper] - Kendra Wilkinson made $500,000 in six months from stripping. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE] - The Hunger Games porn parody is here. [ … More »

Kat Torres In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
Alright, folks, provided Photo Boy's severed head isn't strapped to a tortoise with a bomb in it, The Crap We Missed will return Monday where you can fill it full of your brain shits for The Most Important People on The Internet because doing work at your desk is … More »

Dear Hilary Duff: AARON CARTER’S GONNA KEEL YOU, GIRL, RUN!!

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
Aaron Carter already made shit creepy enough by expressing his undying love for Hilary Duff on Twitter which he did back off on after she told Buzzfeed that it's weirding her out. Except here he is with a new Instagram pic of himself watching an … More »

Whitney Port’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
- Gwyneth Paltrow saved Meryl Streep's Thanksgiving. Take that, Martha Stewart! [Lainey Gossip] - Kendall Jenner's posting selfies of her panties now. [Fishwrapper] - LeAnn Rimes pulled some Madonna shit at the Rockefeller tree lighting. [Dlisted] - A Satantic Temple holiday display in Florida? Let's see how quickly that … More »

Ela Rose In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
Here's Ela Rose who you'll notice is not a treatise on racism or justified outrage at police brutality, but instead an attractive woman with giant breasts. And while we're talking about breasts, let's set the record straight on 138 Water: I'm in no way paid to post their pics. More »

Miley Cyrus Wore A Dang Ol’ Boobie T-Shirt

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
It's becoming more and more evident that the police can murder minorities with impunity, but are any of those people wearing boobie T-shirts? No. No, they are not. So here's Miley Cyrus wearing a T-shirt with naked breasts on it which is probably the most important piece of information … More »

Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp's scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip] - Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper] - Godammit, there's another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted] - Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [ … More »

Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now's the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin's butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won't handle a candle to … More »

Did ’30 Rock’ Call Bill Cosby A Rapist In 2009?

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
"LEMON!" While Bill Cosby faces new allegations that he drugged and raped a woman when she was only 15-years-old after sneaking her into the Playboy mansion, Crushable stumbled across a third season episode of 30 Rock where it sounds an awful lot like Tracy Jordan calls Bill … More »

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes: Will Smith as Deadshot ("BUT HE'S WHITE!" - The Internet soon) Margot Robbie … More »

Stefanie Knight Wins The 138 Water Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
- Cameron Diaz does Cosmo. [Lainey Gossip] - Are your eyes worthy enough to gaze upon the Gosling-Mendes Child? [Fishwrapper] - Rosario Dawson adopted a 12-year-old girl. How about a 34-year-old man-boy? Kids need siblings. [Dlisted] - Remember when Kate Upton's breasts were in zero gravity? Here are some … More »

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014
It's been Kendall Jenner's dream to walk the Victoria's Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would've done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with … More »

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